“Home is where the tap water doesn’t taste like anything”
"Home is where the heart is" is a 19th century saying. "Home is where the tap water doesn't taste funny" is a variation that has been printed on many images. Tap water is…
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“Home is where the tap water doesn’t taste weird”
"Home is where the heart is" is a 19th century saying. "Home is where the tap water doesn't taste funny" is a variation that has been printed on many images. Tap water is…
“Home is where the tap water is tasteless”
"Home is where the heart is" is a 19th century saying. "Home is where the tap water doesn't taste funny" is a variation that has been printed on many images. Tap water is…
“Home is where the tap water tastes good”
"Home is where the heart is" is a 19th century saying. "Home is where the tap water doesn't taste funny" is a variation that has been printed on many images. Tap water is…
“Home is where the tap water tastes normal”
"Home is where the heart is" is a 19th century saying. "Home is where the tap water doesn't taste funny" is a variation that has been printed on many images. Tap water is…
“Home is where the Wi-Fi connects automatically”
"Home is where the heart is" is an old saying. "Home is where you can connect to the Wi-Fi automatically" or "Home is where the/your Wi-Fi connects automatically" is a…
“Home is where you can look and feel ugly and enjoy it”
"Home is where I can look and feel ugly and enjoy it" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "YES!!!!! RT @Sassycas home is where I can look and feel ugly and enjoy…
“Home is where you can look ugly and enjoy it”
"Home is where I can look and feel ugly and enjoy it" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "YES!!!!! RT @Sassycas home is where I can look and feel ugly and enjoy…
“Home is where you can trust the toilet seat is clean before you sit down”
"Home is where you trust the toilet seat" -- this is, from other people's germs -- is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The variation is based on the 19th…
“Home is where you poop most comfortably”
"Home is where you poop most comfortably" and "Home is where you poop with the door open" are jocular sayings that have been printed on many images. The jocular variations are…
“Home is where you poop with the door open”
"Home is where you poop most comfortably" and "Home is where you poop with the door open" are jocular sayings that have been printed on many images. The jocular variations are…
“Home is where you trust the toilet seat”
"Home is where you trust the toilet seat" -- this is, from other people's germs -- is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The variation is based on the 19th…
“Home is where your plants are”
"Home is where my/the/your plants are" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The variation is based on the 19th century saying, "Home is where the heart is."…
“Home of the 7 oz. Burger” (Jackson Hole)
Jackson Hole has eight locations in New York City. Since 1973, its slogan has been "Home of the 7 oz. Burger" -- although the burgers are usually even larger than that! The culinary…
“Home of the free 72-oz. steak” (Big Texan Steak Ranch in Amarillo)
The Big Texan Texan Steak Ranch in Amarillo has advertised "Home of the free 72-oz. steak" since 1963. You have to prepay your meal, eat the whole thing within an hour, plus bread and…
“Home of Warm Beer, Lousy Food, and an Ugly Owner” (Waterfront Ale House)
Waterfront Ale House at 155 Atlantic Avenue in Brooklyn has been around since 1989. The place is nothing extraordinary, but it's slogan certainly is: "Home of Warm Beer, Lousy Food, and…
“Home run hitters drive Cadillacs and singles hitters drive Fords”
"Home run hitters drive Cadillacs and singles hitters drive Fords" is an old baseball saying, often attributed to Pittsburgh Pirates slugger (and New York Mets announcer) Ralph Kiner.…
“Home schooled kids still have school” (snow/virus school closure joke)
When public school is closed (for a snow day, or for a virus, or for other reasons), students who are home schooled still have school. "One bad thing about being home schooled is that i school…
“Home schooling question: Does having your children fix your mixed cocktails count as chemistry?”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic caused many schools to close. Many parents homeschooled for the first time. Many of these parents needed alcohol to get through it. "Home schooling question:…
“Home sweet home office”
"Home sweet home office" is a work saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is based on the song "Home Sweet Home" that John Howard Payne (1791-1852) wrote for…