“Hate injures the hater, not the hated”
"Hate injures the hater, not the hated" has usually been credited to Peace Pilgrim (1908-1981), who was born Mildred Lisette Norman. However, Peace Pilgrim clearly indicated that the…
Work/Businesses
“Hate when Walmart doesn’t have what I need & I have to go home, change out of my pajamas & brush my hair so I can go to Target”
"I hate when Walmart doesn't have what I need & I have to go home, change out of my pajamas & take a shower so I can go to Target" is a jocular saying that has been printed…
“Hating the IRS today is a great respite from hating my job”
"Hating the IRS today is a great respite from hating my job" is a tax day meme that was put on an ecard by Someecards in April 2013. X/Twitter Ibrahim A. Jimoh @ManLikeIB Hating the IRS…
“Haunted French pancakes give me the crépes”
"Haunted French pancakes give me the crépes" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "French people give me the crépes" was posted on Twitter on April 5,…
“Have a big time in Texas” (Texas slogan)
"Have a Big Time in Texas" is a Texas tourist slogan that was advertised since May 1985. Texas is a big state, so people can have a "big time." In 1987, "Another Big Times…
“Have a good weekend because Monday will be here in 30 minutes”
The work week of Monday through Friday often seems to go by slowly, while the weekend of Saturday and Sunday seems to go by quickly. "Have a good/great weekend because Monday will be here in…
“Have a great weekend because Monday will be here in 20 minutes”
The work week of Monday through Friday often seems to go by slowly, while the weekend of Saturday and Sunday seems to go by quickly. "Have a good/great weekend because Monday will be here in…
“Have a piece of meat on your shin? That’s bologna”
"Bologna/Baloney" sounds like "below knee," and there are jokes. "What do you call a piece of meat stuck to your shins? Below-knee" was posted on Twitter by mason on…
“Have another booster shot and shut the fuck up”
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic caused many arguments between vaxers and anti-vaxers. "Have another booster shot and shut the fuck up" is something an anti-vaxer might say to insult a…
“Have my doubts about this ‘smart water,’ considering how easily it’s captured and bottled”
Smartwater is sold by Glacéau (a subsidiary of The Coca-Cola Company) and consists of distilled water with electrolytes. There's a joke that was tweeted on February 6, 2012: "Today I…
“Have Only Positive Expectations” (“hope” backronym)
"Have Only Positive Expectations" is a backronym (back acronym) of the word "hope" that has been printed on many images. The backronym was said by Lou Holtz, then the head…
“Have saddle, will travel” (horse adage)
The television western Have Gun, Will Travel (1957-1963) popularized the form "have X, will travel," but the saying did appear earlier. Herb Meadow, the western's creator, said he…
“Have some patience. I’m screwing things up as fast as possible”
"Please be patient. I'm screwing things up as fast as I can" is a jocular one-line work saying that has been printed on several images. "Hey guys..please be patient. I'm…
“Have to love Easter, baby” (pun on “Hasta la vista, baby”)
"Hasta la vista, baby" is a famous line that actor Arnold Schwarzenegger used in the film Terminator 2: Judgment Day. A holiday pun, "Have to love East, baby," has been printed…
“Have we checked all food to see if exploding them makes them into something better?”
"Have we checked all food to see if exploding them makes them into something better or did we just stop with corn" is a saying that has been printed on several images. The saying was…
“Have we tried throwing a politician into a volcano to appease the virus yet?”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic had many people frustrated with politicians. "You shouldn’t be able to fuck up this bad as a politician without being thrown into a volcano" was…
“Have y’all ever tried doing the speed limit and thinking they can’t be serious”
"Y'all ever tried driving the speed limit and thought they can't be serious" -- that is, the official speed limit can seem very slow -- is a saying that has been printed on many…
“Have you been called conspiracy theorist in 2020? You may be entitled to an apology”
"Have you been called conspiracy theorist in 2020? You may be entitled to an apology" and "Have you or a loved one been called a conspiracy theorist? You may be entitled to an…
“Have you been traumatized by the toilet paper shortage? You may be entitled to constipation”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in panic buying -- and shortages -- of toilet paper. "HAVE YOU BEEN TRAUMATIZED BY THE SHORTAGE OF TOILET PAPER? YOU MAY BE ENTITLED TO…
“Have you ever had to park like an asshole because the person next to you parked like an asshole?”
Sometimes a car parked imperfectly (over painted lines, for example) can cause other cars to park imperfectly. "I hate when you have to park like an idiot bc the person next to you parked like…