“Fishing poles were the first tools used to get food online”
A joke about getting food "online" was posted on Reddit -- 3amjokes on November 16, 2021: "Fishing poles were the first tools used to get food online." Reddit -- 3amjokesPosted…
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“Fitness for Women” (Lucille Roberts)
Lucille Roberts began operating health clubs in the 1970s. The company's slogan has been "Fitness for Women" or "Fitness for Women by Women."…
“Fitness is 20% exercise and 80% nutrition. You can’t outrun your fork”
"Fitness is 20% exercise and 80% nutrition. You can’t outrun your fork" is an exercise saying that has been printed on several images. "You Can’t Outrun Your Fork!" was an…
“Fitness is 20% exercise and 80% nutrition. You can’t outrun your fork”
"Fitness is 20% exercise and 80% nutrition. You can’t outrun your fork" is an exercise saying that has been printed on several images. "You Can’t Outrun Your Fork!" was an…
“Fitness is not about being better than someone else”
"Fitness is not about being better than someone else. It's about being better than you used to be" is a fitness saying that has been printed on many posters. The saying is credited…
“Fitness? More like, fitness this whole pizza in my mouth”
"Fitness? More like, fitness this whole burger/cake/pizza in my mouth" is a food saying that has been printed on many images. "Fitness? More like fitness this whole pizza in my…
“Fitness? More like, fitness this whole pizza in my mouth”
"Fitness? More like, fitness this whole burger/cake/pizza in my mouth" is a food saying that has been printed on many images. "Fitness? More like fitness this whole pizza in my…
“Five bores and a sadist” (political committee composition)
New York (NY) Times columnist Russell Baker (1925-2019) wrote on August 6, 1968, about the Republican National Convention in Miami Beach, Florida: "MIAMI BEACH, August 5. -- Every political…
“Five percent of people think, ten percent of people think they think”
American inventor Thomas Edison (1847-1931) is often credited for saying: “Five percent of the people think, ten percent of the people think they think, and the other eighty-five percent would…
“Five S’s of wine tasting: See, Swirl, Sniff, Sip and Spit (or Swallow)”
Wine tasting involves several steps, almost all beginning with the letter "S": see (sight), swirl, sniff (smell), sip, swish, savor, spit (or swallow) and score. Three S's"See,…
“Fixing broken windows is a pane in the glass”
"Fixing broken windows is a pane in the glass" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images. "Pane in the glass" is a pun on "pain in the ass." There…
“Flan is the Mexican crème brûlée”
Crème brûlée is often compared to flan. "Flan is Spanish egg custard w/ sugar on top, i.e. creme brûlée. Lol" was posted on Twitter by Christopher Watkins on November 5, 2009.…
“Flan is the Spanish crème brûlée”
Crème brûlée is often compared to flan. "Flan is Spanish egg custard w/ sugar on top, i.e. creme brûlée. Lol" was posted on Twitter by Christopher Watkins on November 5, 2009.…
“Flash for cash” (auto insurance fraud)
Entry in progress -- B.P."crash for cash" BBC15 August 2013 Last updated at 19:02 ETWarning over 'flash-for-cash' car accident insurance scamBy Richard WestcottBBC transport…
“Flatulence is exhausting”
"DR.Oz says out flatulence is really our exhaust.Therefore I guess we don't really fart..We Backfire" was posted on Twitter on June 3, 2011. "Excessive flatulence is…
“Flavortown implies the existence of Blandcity”
"Flavortown" (food with lots of flavor) is a favorite expression of Guy Fieri, host of the television show Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives. Are there other food municipalities? Bland City:…
“Flavortown implies the existence of Blandtown”
"Flavortown" (food with lots of flavor) is a favorite expression of Guy Fieri, host of the television show Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives. Are there other food municipalities? Bland City:…
“Fleas can be taught nearly anything that a Congressman can”
Mark Twain (1825-1910) wrote in What Is Man? (1906), a dialogue between a young man and a jaded older man: O. M.: "Well, canary birds can learn all that; dogs and elephants learn all sorts of…
“Flight attendants go to boarding school”
"Do flight attendants have to go to boarding school?" is a joke that was posted on Twitter by Pundamentalism on September 20, 2011. "When I was six-years-old, my parents sent me…
“Flight attendants go to boarding school”
"Do flight attendants have to go to boarding school?" is a joke that was posted on Twitter by Pundamentalism on September 20, 2011. "When I was six-years-old, my parents sent me…