“Car rides by yourself with loud music be so therapeutic”
"Car rides by yourself with loud music are good for the soul" (or "Car rides by yourself with loud music are so therapeutic") is a saying that has been printed on many images.…
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“Caramels are just a fad, but chocolate is a permanent thing”
Milton Snavely Hershey (1857-1945) established the Lancaster Caramel Company in 1885; he visited Chicago's World Columbian Exposition in 1893 and became fascinated with the German…
“Carbonated water is just liquid tv static”
Many people have compared the taste of sparkling water (seltzer, carbonated water, soda water, club soda) to tv static. "Sparkling water tastes like what I imagine an all static TV channel…
“Carbonated water tastes like tv static”
Many people have compared the taste of sparkling water (seltzer, carbonated water, soda water, club soda) to tv static. "Sparkling water tastes like what I imagine an all static TV channel…
“Carbs don’t count on Sunday”
"Sunday carbs don't count. Those are the Lord's carbs and He wants us/you to be happy" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is unknown, but it probably…
“Carbs don’t count on Sundays”
"Sunday carbs don't count. Those are the Lord's carbs and He wants us/you to be happy" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is unknown, but it probably…
“Carbs on Sunday don’t count. Those are the Lord’s carbs and He wants you to be happy”
"Sunday carbs don't count. Those are the Lord's carbs and He wants us/you to be happy" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is unknown, but it probably…
“Cardamom implies the existence of at least one cardachild”
Cardamom can sound like "card-a-mom." Is "card-a-dad" its opposite? "Cardamom implies the existence of a cardadad" was posted on Twitter by ⊰TJ Berry⊱ on November…
“Cardamom implies the existence of cardadad and cardafamily”
Cardamom can sound like "card-a-mom." Is "card-a-dad" its opposite? "Cardamom implies the existence of a cardadad" was posted on Twitter by ⊰TJ Berry⊱ on November…
“Cardamom implies the existence of cardadad”
Cardamom can sound like "card-a-mom." Is "card-a-dad" its opposite? "Cardamom implies the existence of a cardadad" was posted on Twitter by ⊰TJ Berry⊱ on November…
“Careful girls, fat guys just wanna get inside your pantries”
"Us fat guys just want to get into your pantries" -- a joke on "panties" -- is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Fat guys just want to get into your pantries!…
“Careful ladies, fat guys just want to get in your pantries”
"Us fat guys just want to get into your pantries" -- a joke on "panties" -- is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Fat guys just want to get into your pantries!…
“Careful snowflake, I drink coffee stronger than your feelings”
"I drink coffee stronger than your feelings" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "I drink coffee stronger than your feelings" was posted on Twitter by Garrett on…
“Careful, girls, fat guys just want to get into your pantries”
"Us fat guys just want to get into your pantries" -- a joke on "panties" -- is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Fat guys just want to get into your pantries!…
“Careful, I drink coffee stronger than your feelings”
"I drink coffee stronger than your feelings" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "I drink coffee stronger than your feelings" was posted on Twitter by Garrett on…
“Cargo space?”/“Car no do that. Car go road.”
"Cargo space?" is a question about the cargo space of a car. It is not about outer space, but there are jokes. "Customer: 'Cargo space?' Me: 'No, car go on road. Car…
“Carpe Vino” (seize the wine)
"Carpe Vino" (seize the wine) is a modern Latin saying, after the popular Latin saying "carpe diem" (seize the day). "Carpe Vino" has been cited in print since at…
“Carrot juice is technically orange juice”
People have noticed that orange juice is yellow and carrot juice is orange. "Carrot juice is juice, and it is orange, but it is not orange juice" was posted on Twitter on May 28, 2009.…
“Carrots are a great thing to eat when you are hungry and want to stay that way”
"Carrots are a great thing to eat when you are hungry and want to stay that way" is a jocular one-line saying by Mara Wilson that was cited on Twitter on October 9, 2014. The joke quickly…
“Carrots may be good for your eyes, but alcohol will double your vision”
"Carrots may be good for your eyes, but alcohol/booze will double your vision" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Try some wine, it will double your…