“Boneless chicken wings are just chicken nuggets for adults”
Boneless chicken wings have often been described as basically chicken nuggets. "Boneless wings are chicken nuggets for adults" was posted on Twitter by J. Elliot Yates on September 4,…
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“Boneless wings are just chicken nuggets for adults”
Boneless chicken wings have often been described as basically chicken nuggets. "Boneless wings are chicken nuggets for adults" was posted on Twitter by J. Elliot Yates on September 4,…
“Bonjour, y’all” (Paris, Texas greeting)
"Bonjour, Y'all" has been cited in print since at least 1966, in an editorial that described how the hot new Paris fashion was clothing from the American West. The city Paris, Texas,…
“Boob job implies the existence of boob unemployment”
A "boob job" means work done on a breast (boob). It is not an actual job, but there are jokes. "If boobjobs were actually jobs, I'd file for boobunemployment& the gov't…
“Booked and blessed”
"Booked and blessed" is the dream of every performer. The saying (sometimes as "busy, booked & blessed," "booked, busy & blessed" and other variations) has…
“Booked, blessed and busy”
"Booked and blessed" is the dream of every performer. The saying (sometimes as "busy, booked & blessed," "booked, busy & blessed" and other variations) has…
“Booked, busy and blessed”
"Booked and blessed" is the dream of every performer. The saying (sometimes as "busy, booked & blessed," "booked, busy & blessed" and other variations) has…
“Books serve to show a man that those original thoughts of his aren’t very new after all”
Entry in progress -- B.P. Wikipedia: Abraham LincolnAbraham Lincoln (February 12, 1809 – April 15, 1865) was an American statesman and lawyer who served as the 16th President of the United States…
“Boomerangs are just frisbees for lonely people”
"Boomerangs are just frisbees for lonely people" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Both boomerangs and frisbees are thrown, but a boomerang can be returned without the…
“Borders, language, culture”
"Borders, language, (and) culture" is the catchphrase of conservative radio talk show host Michael Savage. Savage believes that a nation is defined by these three things. "Borders,…
“Born Free, Taxed to Death”
"Born Free, (But) Taxed to Death" is a common anti-tax slogan, found on T-shirts and bumper stickers. The saying has been cited in print from at least 1974 and has been popular in…
“Born on third base and thinks he hit a triple” (a privileged person)
Texas politician Jim Hightower told the Democratic National Convention at Atlanta, Georgia, on July 19, 1988, about the Republican presidential candidate, George H. W. Bush: "He is a man who…
“Born, raised and protected by God, guns, guts & glory”
"Born, raised and protected by God, guns, guts & glory" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "god, guns, guts and glory .sig snipped" was posted on the…
“Boss makes a dollar. I make a dime. That’s why I crap on company time”
"Boss makes a dollar. I make a dime. That's why I poop on company time" is a work rhyme that has been printed on many images. "the boss makes a dollar, while I make a dime,…
“Boss makes a dollar. I make a dime. That’s why I poop on company time”
"Boss makes a dollar. I make a dime. That's why I poop on company time" is a work rhyme that has been printed on many images. "the boss makes a dollar, while I make a dime,…
“Boss makes a dollar. I make a dime. That’s why I shit on company time”
"Boss makes a dollar. I make a dime. That's why I poop on company time" is a work rhyme that has been printed on many images. "the boss makes a dollar, while I make a dime,…
“BOSS spelled backwards is double-SOB”
"BOSS spelled backwards is double-SOB" ("SOB" is "son of a bitch") is a humorous one-line saying that has been cited in print since at least 1957. Reader's Digest…
“Boss told me to leave my problems at the door when I come to work, so I asked him to stand outside”
"I got fired yesterday. My boss told me to leave my problems at the door when I come to work. So I told him to go stand outside..." was posted on Twitter by Study of Awesomology on June…
“Boss, can I have a week off around Christmas?” (joke)
A workplace joke was posted on Reddit -- Dadjokes on May 14, 2019: "Boss, can I have a week off around Christmas?"Boss: It’s May."Sorry. May I have a week off around…
“Boss: ‘You missed work yesterday, didn’t you?’ Me: ‘Not particularly.’”
A pun about "missing" work is: BOSS: You missed work yesterday, didn't you?ME: Not particularly. "Foreman: 'You missed work yesterday, didn't you?' Pitman:…