“Boss makes a dollar. I make a dime. That’s why I poop on company time”
“Boss makes a dollar. I make a dime. That’s why I poop on company time” is a work rhyme that has been printed on many images.
“the boss makes a dollar, while I make a dime, that’s why I shit on company time” was posted on Twitter by Andy Shanks on September 1, 2009. “The boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That is why I shit on company time” was posted on Twitter by dan on March 17, 2010. “The boss makes a dollar I make a dime that’s why a shit on company time #Suckitwork” was posted on Twittr by Homie El Guacamole on June 28, 2011.
“the boss makes a dollar and I make a dime that’s why I crap on company time” was posted on Tiwtter by Haydn Sanchez Avery on August 2, 2010. “Boss makes a dollar and I make a dime, that’s why I tweet while I crap on company time” was posted on Twitter by Kate Jewett on April 13, 2016. “Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That’s why I crap, on company time!” was posted on Twitter by Imp of the Perverse on December 1, 2016.
“Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That’s why I poop on company time” was posted on Twitter by Luis Provincia on May 28, 2013. “the boss makes a dollar, and i make a dime, thats why i poop, on company time” was posted on Twitter by Andrew Conrad on June 10, 2013. “Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That’s why I poop on company time. -unknown” was posted on Twitter by DemoCAT BAB on January 7, 2016. “Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that’s why I poop on company time #funny #LOL” (shown on a meme with the Muppet monster character Elmo from Sesame Street) was posted on Twitter by Nazi Jokes on January 22, 2016.
“The wise man poops on company time. The foolish man waits until his break” is a related saying.
Twitter
Andy Shanks
@shankspeare
“the boss makes a dollar, while I make a dime, that’s why I shit on company time.”
5:53 PM · Sep 1, 2009
Twitter
dan
@CompadreDan
The boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That is why I shit on company time.
12:10 PM · Mar 17, 2010
Tiwtter
Haydn Sanchez Avery
@Haydnsanchez
the boss makes a dollar and I make a dime that’s why I crap on company time
7:57 PM · Aug 2, 2010
Twittr
Homie El Guacamole
@Nabatron
The boss makes a dollar I make a dime that’s why a shit on company time #Suckitwork
6:20 PM · Jun 28, 2011
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ryan brotheridge
@slicky98
My boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that’s why I take a dump on company time.
11:03 PM · Oct 19, 2012
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CIAC
@CIAC_HC
Replying to @widexawake
@widexawake my boss makes a dollar while I make a dime das why I dook on company time
11:55 AM · Oct 22, 2012
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@Pants_808
Everyone knows the expression “The boss makes a dollar I make a dime, that’s why I shit on company time” but http://instagr.am/p/VDyU5evTUf/
2:27 AM · Jan 29, 2013
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Syphyr
@DSyphyr
The #boss makes a #dollar I make a #dime, that’s why I take #dumps on #companytime http://instagram.com/p/Yn3NUrFNuG/
6:07 PM · Apr 27, 2013
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Luis Provincia
@LProvincia
Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That’s why I poop on company time.
5:17 PM · May 28, 2013
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Andrew Conrad
@andyamazing_1
Replying to @willman_69
@willman_69 the boss makes a dollar, and i make a dime, thats why i poop, on company time.
10:03 PM · Jun 10, 2013
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Kyle Guerin
@iamkyleguerin
‘My boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That’s why I shit on company time’ #BathroomGraffiti #Jingle
5:55 PM · Jun 12, 2013
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Susan Christine
@Sooze_e
Wise words from a port-a-potty on site today: “My boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That’s why I shit on company time” #preach
10:23 PM · Jul 8, 2013
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John Selzer
@g1lbee
“The boss makes a dollar and I make a dime, that’s why I poop on company time!”- My new motto
12:00 AM · Sep 2, 2013
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Richter_Scale_
@Richter_Scale_
The boss makes a dollar and I make a dime, that’s why I poop on company time!
12:21 AM · Sep 2, 2013
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Alex Lingafelt
@Jimmith78
Boss makes a dollar i make a dime thats why i poop on company time.
3:12 AM · Sep 2, 2013
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Alec Bradford
@Gonebananaa
My boss makes a dollar while I make a dime, that’s why I poop on company time.
10:52 PM · Oct 23, 2013
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DemoCAT BAB
@CSDemocratCS
Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime.
That’s why I poop on company time.
-unknown
#WorkADay #Quit #BringAFriend
#PrankMyJob #FuckMyJob
5:13 PM · Jan 7, 2016
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Domari Nolo
@Domari_Nolo
Boss makes a dollar- I make a dime- Thats why I poop on company time! http://memecrunch.com/meme/AKXO9/boss-makes-a-dollar-i-make-a-dime/image.gif
4:37 PM · Jan 21, 2016
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Nazi Jokes
@NaziJokes11
Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that’s why I poop on company time #funny #LOL
(This is also shown on an image with the Elmo character from Sesame Street, from MemeCrunch.—ed.)
2:18 AM · Jan 22, 2016
Reddit—Funny
Posted by u/PlymouthHorizon January 22, 2016
Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that’s why I poop on company time
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Meme Crunch
@MemeCrunch
boss makes a dollar, i make a dime thats why i poop on company time http://meme.gs/m/ASAY4
4:19 PM · Jan 22, 2016
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Kate Jewett
@kate_jewett
Boss makes a dollar and I make a dime, that’s why I tweet while I crap on company time.
9:50 PM · Apr 13, 2016 from Greenfield, IN
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Imp of the Perverse
@ImpOThePerverse
ALWAYS REMEMBER
In a few seconds,
Boss makes a dollar,
I make a dime
That’s why I crap,
on company time!
10:37 PM · Dec 1, 2016
Google Books
Eat Your Boss’ Lunch - FIGGERRIDOUT EDITION
By Dan Fradenburgh
DKC&T Inc.
2020
Pg. ?:
Ever hear the saying, “Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That’s why I poop on company time”? The truth is that slacking off at work doesn’t help anybody.
Google Books
Henry at Work:
Thoreau on Making a Living
By John Kaag and Jonathan van Belle
Princeton, NJ: Princeton University Press
2023
Pp. 74-75:
In the thick of work, crude humor helps too: “Boss makes a dollar. I make a dime. That’s why I shit on company time.
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Bob Kendrick (Whig)
@WhigBobKendrick
Replying to @JEllulz and @EigenGender
Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime
That’s why I crap on company time
10:36 PM · Jan 27, 2023
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Aaaayyyyfujimotoisgoatedfrongbrophy
@AyyBrophy
Boss makes a dollar I make a dime, that’s why I shit on company time
5:42 AM · Feb 7, 2023
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Jeremy Short
@JeremyNotsotall
Replying to @Micheal09171043 @akami_channel and 4 others
Lmao you need to learn the old saying “boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that’s why I poop on company time”
9:03 AM · Feb 7, 2023
