“Boss, can I have a week off around Christmas?” (joke)

A workplace joke was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on May 14, 2019:
   
“Boss, can I have a week off around Christmas?”
Boss: It’s May.
“Sorry. May I have a week off around Christmas?”

 
 
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/porichoygupto May 14, 2019
“Boss, can I have a week off around Christmas?”
Boss: It’s May.
“Sorry. May I have a week off around Christmas?”
 
Twitter
Andy Dudones
@ADudones
I asked my boss if I could have a week off around Christmas.
Boss: It’s May.
Me: Sorry. “May” I have a week off around Christmas?
10:46 PM - 14 May 2019
 
Twitter
keepingitcreel
@Keepingitcreel
“Boss, can I have a week off around Christmas?” Boss: It’s May.“Sorry. May I have a week off around Christmas?”
11:14 PM - 14 May 2019
   
Twitter 
Dad Jokes
@Dadsaysjokes
“Boss can I have a week off around Christmas?”
Boss: “It’s May.”
“Sorry. May I have a week off around Christmas?”
4:46 PM - 15 May 2019
 
LaffGaff
By laffgaff May 16, 2019
Christmas Time Off Joke
I said to my boss, “Boss, can I have a week off around Christmas?”
He said, “It’s May.”
I said, “Sorry. May I have a week off around Christmas?”