“Black coffee every morning. Dark whiskey every evening”
"Coffee in the morning and whiskey in the evening" (or "Coffee in the morning and whiskey at night") is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Coffee in the…
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“Black coffee in the morning. Dark whiskey in the evening”
"Coffee in the morning and whiskey in the evening" (or "Coffee in the morning and whiskey at night") is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Coffee in the…
“Black coffee is goth coffee”
Goths wear black and coffee is often black. Coffee is sometimes described as a goth drink. "@PietSous no goth coffee is hot black and bitter, like the goth guys I date" was posted on…
“Black Friday special! Stay at home and save 100%”
"Black Friday special! Stay at home and save 100%" is a Black Friday shopping joke that has been printed on several images. However, those who stay at home may be tempted to shop online.…
“Black olives matter”
Entry in progress -- B.P. "Olives matter" (or "Black olives matter") is a saying that has been printed on many images. Twitter Twitter Twitter Reddit -- 3amjokesPosted by…
“Black people don’t eat breakfast on Thanksgiving. We starve until 4 o’clock”
Many people don't eat breakfast on Thanksgiving. They starve themselves until the Thanksgiving dinner at about 4 p.m. "@Jonny_TooSwift: Black people dont eat breakfast on Thanksgiving ,…
“Black people don’t eat breakfast on Thanksgiving. We starve until the food is ready”
Many people don't eat breakfast on Thanksgiving. They starve themselves until the Thanksgiving dinner at about 4 p.m. "@Jonny_TooSwift: Black people dont eat breakfast on Thanksgiving ,…
“Black/Dark as midnight under a skillet”
"Black as midnight under a skillet" is very dark, indeed. The phrase is probably cowboy talk; skillets were put to good use, and Texas midnights can be very dark. The phrase appears on…
“Blackened Chicken Recipe: 1. Clean chicken 2. Place chicken in oven 3. Go check Facebook”
"Blackened chicken" does not mean chicken that's burned, but there are jokes. "Blackened chicken" is a popular Cajun recipe that involves spices and high heat.…
“Blackened Chicken Recipe: 1. Clean chicken 2. Place chicken in oven 3. Go check Instagram”
"Blackened chicken" does not mean chicken that's burned, but there are jokes. "Blackened chicken" is a popular Cajun recipe that involves spices and high heat.…
“Blackened Chicken Recipe: 1. Clean chicken 2. Place chicken in oven 3. Go check social media”
"Blackened chicken" does not mean chicken that's burned, but there are jokes. "Blackened chicken" is a popular Cajun recipe that involves spices and high heat.…
“Blackened Chicken Recipe: 1. Clean chicken 2. Place chicken in oven 3. Go check Twitter”
"Blackened chicken" does not mean chicken that's burned, but there are jokes. "Blackened chicken" is a popular Cajun recipe that involves spices and high heat.…
“Blackout in a can” (caffeinated and alcoholic energy drink)
"Blackout in a can" is a nickname for a caffeinated, alcoholic energy drink, such as Four Loko. The caffeine prevents the consumer for realizing the alcoholic intake; drinking an entire…
“Blahblahblah. Go workout!” (“Blah blah blah. Go workout!”)
"Blablabla. Go workout!" is a motivational saying that has been printed on many images. "Blah blah blah" are stalling excuses, but the second part negates that. "Blah blah…
“Blame America first”
"Blame America first" was popularized by Jeane Kirkpatrick (1926-2006), U.S. Ambassador to the United Nations, in a speech before the August 1984 Republican National Convention at Dallas.…
“Blame the Indian, not the arrow”
"Blame the Indian, not the arrow" (or "It's the Indian, not the arrow") is a saying that seems to be a modern version of "A bad workman blames his tools." When…
“Bland salad is a problem that needs a dressing”
"Addressing" sounds like "a dressing." "Bland salad is a problem that needs addressing" is a pun that was posted on Twitter by SickipediaToday on February 17, 2012.…
“Blast from the past”
Radio disc jockeys sometimes play old songs, referred to as "blasts from the past." The "blast from the past" term was used in New York City in 1961, but it's uncertain who…
“Bleecker Street is not located midway between Bleeck Street and Bleeckest Street”
Bleecker Street, in Manhattan, is named after the Bleecker family that once had a farm there. There is no Bleeck Street or Bleeckest Street, but there are jokes. "NYC tip: It turns out that…
“Blended soup is just a hot vegetable smoothie”
Soup has been compared to a vegetable smoothie. "RT @NowGamer_Dan: FF VII's Aeris once supposed that soup is actually just a hot vegetable smoothie. She was killed for this…