“Dad, when I grow up, I want to be a feminist”
A popular feminist joke is: Daughter: Dad, when I grow up, I want to be a feminist.Father: Well, pick one. You can't do both. The joke was posted on Twitter on June 11, 2015 and was first…
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“Dad’s Dream: To have enough money someday to live the kind of life his wife and kids do”
"A Dad's Dream: To have enough money to live the kind of life his wife and kids do" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "DAD'S DREAM... to have enough…
“Dairy is scary”
"Dairy is scary" is an anti-dairy saying that has been printed on many images. The "scary" parts include both the production or milk and the human consumption effects of milk.…
“Damn girl, are you a cop? Because you just took my breath away”
The deaths of African Americans such as Eric Garner (in Staten Island on July 17, 2014) and George Floyd (in Minneapolis on May 25, 2020) at the hands of police resulted in protests. Garner was…
“Damn girl, are you a fire alarm? Because you’re really loud and annoying”
"Damn girl, are you a fire alarm? Because you're really loud and annoying" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Damn girl are you a fire alarm cause your loud as…
“Damn girl, are you a newspaper? Because there’s a new issue with you every day”
Newspapers have issues. "Hey girl are you a newspaper stand cos you got so many issues" was posted on Twitter on June 22, 2014. "Damn girl, are you a newspaper? Cause there's a…
“Damn girl, are you a piñata? Cause imma need a blindfold before I hit that”
"Hey girl... Are you a piñata? Because I'd hit that" is a jocular pickup line that was posted on Twitter by country billy on May 5, 2011. "Damn girl, are you a piñata? ... Cuz…
“Damn girl, are you a Reddit user?” (joke)
Reddit is an American social news aggregation, web content rating, and discussion website. Reddit-Jokes is known for its recycled humor. "Damn girl are you a reddit user? : Because you give me…
“Damn girl, are you a smoke detector?” (joke)
Many people are annoyed by smoke detectors that go off when people are cooking, or that never stop beeping when the battery is low. A joke is: "Dammmn girl, are you a smoke detector? Cause…
“Damn girl, are you Coronavirus? Because I want you to stay away from me”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in many jocular pickup lines (and anti-pickup lines). "Hey girl, are you Coronavirus? Cause you take my breath away" was posted on Twitter by…
“Damn girl, are you Coronavirus? Because you make me sick” (pickup line)
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in many jocular pickup lines (and anti-pickup lines). "Hey girl, are you Coronavirus? Cause you take my breath away" was posted on Twitter by…
“Damn girl, are you Coronavirus? Because you spread fast and you’re nasty”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in many jocular pickup lines (and anti-pickup lines). "Hey girl, are you Coronavirus? Cause you take my breath away" was posted on Twitter by…
“Damn girl, are you Coronavirus? Because you’re all I’m thinking about” (pickup line)
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in many jocular pickup lines (and anti-pickup lines). "Hey girl, are you Coronavirus? Cause you take my breath away" was posted on Twitter by…
“Damn girl, are you COVID-19? Because I want to flatten your curves” (pickup line)
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in many jocular pickup lines (and anti-pickup lines). "Hey girl, are you Coronavirus? Cause you take my breath away" was posted on Twitter by…
“Damn girl, are you COVID-19? Because you take my breath away” (pickup line)
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in many jocular pickup lines (and anti-pickup lines). "Hey girl, are you Coronavirus? Cause you take my breath away" was posted on Twitter by…
“Damn girl, are you COVID-19? Because you’re killing me” (pickup line)
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in many jocular pickup lines (and anti-pickup lines). "Hey girl, are you Coronavirus? Cause you take my breath away" was posted on Twitter by…
“Damn girl, are you COVID-19?”/“Let me guess. Did I take your breath away?”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in many jocular pickup lines (and anti-pickup lines). "Hey girl, are you Coronavirus? Cause you take my breath away" was posted on Twitter by…
“Damn girl, are you my report card? Because my parents would be disgusted if they saw you”
"Damn girl, are you my report card?" is a line with several punchlines. "Aye girl are you my report card? Because baby you got double Ds" was posted on Twitter on April 15,…
“Damn girl, are you the Coronavirus? Because I’m sick of hearing about you”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in many jocular pickup lines (and anti-pickup lines). "Hey girl, are you Coronavirus? Cause you take my breath away" was posted on Twitter by…
“Damn, this year went by so fast I didn’t get a chance to lose weight”
"Damn, this year went by so fast I didn’t (even) get a chance to lose weight" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "This year has gone by so fast I didn’t even get a…