“Damn girl, are you a newspaper? Because there’s a new issue with you every day”

Newspapers have issues. “Hey girl are you a newspaper stand cos you got so many issues” was posted on Twitter on June 22, 2014. “Damn girl, are you a newspaper? Cause there’s a new issue with you every fuckin day” was posted on Twitter on December 31, 2016. The “newspaper” saying has been printed on several images.
     
“Cancel my subscription—I don’t need your issues” is a similar saying.
   
 
Twitter
Squeaky Riffcakes‏
@srikvlteswaran
Hey girl are you a newspaper stand cos you got so many issues.
2:18 AM - 22 Jun 2014
 
Twitter
✞ιιcannιвalιѕтιc✞‏
@iiCannibalistic
“Damn girl, are you a newspaper?”
“No, why?”
“Cuz there’s a new issue about you every fucking day.”
4:05 PM - 31 Dec 2016
 
Twitter
Justice‏
@Tyydollaz
Damn girl, are you a newspaper? Cause there’s a new issue with you every fuckin day
4:07 PM - 31 Dec 2016
 
Twitter
RYAN‏
@1457Ryan
Guy:  Damn girl are you a newspaper?
Girl: No why?
Guy: Cuz there’s a new issue with you every fucking day.        Lmao😂😂😂 #Facebook
5:45 PM - 31 Dec 2016 from Victoria, TX
     
Twitter
Meninist‏
@MeninistTweet
guy: damn girl are you a newspaper?
girl: no, why?
guy: cause there’s a new issue with you every fucking day
5:39 PM - 2 Jan 2017
 
Reddit—Jokes
Guy: girl are you a newspaper?
submitted January 2, 2017 by DJysyed
Girl: no why? Guy: because there’s a new issue with you every fucking day.
 
Me.Me
GUY DAMN GIRL ARE YOU A NEWSPAPER? GIRL NO WHY? GUY CUZ THERE’S A NEW ISSUE WITH YOU EVERY FUCKING DAY @GUCCI GAMEBOY *UNSUBSCRIBE* @GUCCIGAMEBOY MEME
GUCCI MEMES DAMN GIRL 🤖 GAMEBOY ISSUES NEWSPAPER GAMEBOYS EVERY-FUCKING-DAY FUCK DAY FUCKING DAY UNSUBSCRIBE
FOUND @ 6426 LIKES ON 2017-01-04 17:43:34 BY ME.ME
SOURCE: INSTAGRAM
   
Reddit—Jokes
Girl are you a newspaper?
submitted April 21, 2017 by djnsouraio
Cause you’ve got a new issue every day.
 
Reddit—Jokes
Damn girl, are you a newspaper?
submitted July 11, 2017 by ory1994
Cuz there’s a new issue with you every fucking day!