“Damn girl, are you Coronavirus? Because you make me sick” (pickup line)
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in many jocular pickup lines (and anti-pickup lines).
“Hey girl, are you Coronavirus? Cause you take my breath away” was posted on Twitter by LilPeenGang on January 25, 2020. “Hey girl are you Coronavirus? Because you’re breathtaking” was posted on Reddit—Teenagers on February 1, 2020.
“Hey girl are you coronavirus Because your laugh is extremely infectious” was posted on Reddit—Teenagers on January 26, 2020. “Damm girl are you corona virus cuz that smile is contagions” was posted on Twitter by Mikey on March 18, 2020. “Girl are you coronavirus bc your smile is infectious” was posted on Twitter by Clem xoxo on March 30, 2020.
“Girl are you the coronavirus cause kill me” was posted on Twitter by The Opulent Couch on January 27, 2020. “Corona-Pick-Ups/ Anti-Pick-Ups: Damn girl are you COVID-19 cause, _____________________. - you’re killin’ me” was posted on Twitter by bp on March 11, 2020.
“Girl are you the coronavirus cause you make me sick” was posted on Twitter by The Opulent Couch on February 2, 2020. “Hey girl are you the coronavirus because i’m sick of you” was posted on Twitter by Nath on March 4, 2020. “girl are you corona? because you make me SICK” was posted on Twitter by Cubezor on March 10, 2020.
“Damn girl are you the coronavirus? Because I’d like to spread you…” was posted on Twitter by ElPinche on March 2, 2020. “Girl, are you corona virus bc you spread fast, and you’re nasty” was posted on Twitter by Chelle on March 12, 2020. “Ay girl are you covid-19 because I’m tryna spread you” was posted on Twitter by Jori Vague on May 3, 2020.
“Girl are you coronavirus because if I took you home it would absolutely kill my mom” was posted on Twitter by Mark Agee on March 8, 2020. “hey girl are you corona virus because you’re giving me a fever and shortness of breath and I’m kinda scared you might kill my parents” was posted on Twitter by gnome chompsky on March 12, 2020.
“Damn, girl, are you the Coronavirus? because I’m sick of hearing about you” was posted on Twitter by spamdub on March 10, 2020.
“Damn girl are you coronavirus? Because you’re all I’m thinking about” was posted on Twitter by 873 on March 12, 2020.
“Damn girl, are you coronavirus? Because I want you to stay away from me as far as possible” was posted on Twitter by Dank Sinatra on March 13, 2020. “Hey girl are you COVID-19 cause id like for you to stay the fuck away from me” was posted on Twitter by seba vazquez rolon later on March 13, 2020.
“Damn girl are you COVID-19? Because I want to flatten your curves” was posted on Twitter by Cameron on March 17, 2020. “Damn, girl… Are you coronavirus? I’ll spend the next few months flattening your curves” was posted on Twitter by ዪጎርዘ on March 25, 2020.
Many people believed that COVID-19 was no worse than the flu. This was posted on Twitter by AP on May 11, 2020:
Guy: Damn girl, are you COVID-19?
Girl: Let me guess… Did I take your breath away?
Guy: Nah you just seem really fake.
“Hey girl, do you have coronavirus? Because I can’t stop looking atchoo” was another popular pickup line.
Wikipedia: 2019-20 coronavirus outbreak
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic is an ongoing global pandemic of coronavirus disease 2019 (COVID-19), caused by severe acute respiratory syndrome coronavirus 2 (SARS-CoV-2). The outbreak was first identified in Wuhan, Hubei, China, in December 2019, and was recognised as a pandemic by the World Health Organization (WHO) on 11 March 2020.
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LilPeenGang
@elrorre
Hey girl, are you Coronavirus?
Cause you take my breath away
4:17 PM · Jan 25, 2020·Twitter for Android
Reddit—Teenagers
Posted by u/terrarian_boi_42069 January 26, 2020
Hey girl are you coronavirus
Because your laugh is extremely infectious
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The Opulent Couch
@occupied_stall
Girl are you the coronavirus cause kill me.
11:18 AM · Jan 27, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
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Black and Palestenian lives Matter
@syedamir0105
Me: hey girl, are you the coronavirus?
Her: bc my smile is infectious?
Me: No, because I want you to be nowhere near me *runs away*
6:48 AM · Jan 31, 2020·Twitter for Android
Reddit—Teenagers
Posted by u/gangbanger6969 February 1, 2020
Hey girl are you Coronavirus?
Because you’re breathtaking
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The Opulent Couch
@occupied_stall
Girl are you the coronavirus cause you make me sick.
12:13 PM · Feb 2, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
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@bestpickuplin3s
hey girl, are you corona virus?
because you leave me breathless
4:50 AM · Feb 26, 2020·Twitter Web App
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Talha
@prollytalha
Girl, are you the corona virus ?
Because you’re taking my breath away
7:03 AM · Feb 29, 2020·Twitter for Android
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Jamie
@Simply_Smithy
Girl, are you the Coronavirus? Cos I can’t stop looking Atchoo.
Send.
2:40 PM · Mar 2, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
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ElPinche
@a_be_monty
Damn girl are you the coronavirus?
Because I’d like to spread you…
10:47 PM · Mar 2, 2020·Twitter for Android
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Nath
@ThisIsntNath
hey girl are you the coronavirus because i’m sick of you
hey girl are you the coronavirus because you’re toxic
1:53 PM · Mar 4, 2020·Twitter for Android
Reddit—Pickuplines
Posted by u/minigamit March 7, 2020
Girl, are you coronavirus?
Cause you’re deadly
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Mark Agee
@MarkAgee
Girl are you coronavirus because if I took you home it would absolutely kill my mom
12:58 PM · Mar 8, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
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spamdub
@cutehomelessboy
Damn, girl, are you the Coronavirus? because I’m sick of hearing about you.
1:11 AM · Mar 10, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
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Cubezor
@JeyzorZ
girl are you corona? because you make me SICK
11:36 AM · Mar 10, 2020·Twitter for Android
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bp
@brayayyo
Corona-Pick-Ups/ Anti-Pick-Ups:
Damn girl are you COVID-19 cause, _____________________.
- you’re killin’ me
- you got everybody losing their minds
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
- you spread quick
- I wish I had you
11:01 PM · Mar 11, 2020 from Chubbuck, ID·Twitter for iPhone
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jumper
@JumperOW
Damn girl are you COVID-19?
Because you take my breath away.
2:08 AM · Mar 12, 2020·Twitter for Android
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Judy Ruliani
@JudyRuliani
Daaaamn girl, are you #COVID19 because you make me want to stockpile paper products.. I mean, because you took my breath away
10:27 AM · Mar 12, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
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gnome chompsky
@nihilists4jesus
hey girl are you corona virus because you’re giving me a fever and shortness of breath and I’m kinda scared you might kill my parents
5:47 PM · Mar 12, 2020·Twitter for Android
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Trucker Fren
@frenbilt
Damn girl are you the Coronavirus because you take my breath away
6:44 PM · Mar 12, 2020·Twitter for Android
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Chelle
@Fab_Mommy_
Girl, are you corona virus bc you spread fast, and you’re nasty.
7:40 PM · Mar 12, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
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873
@monstermike419
Damn girl are you coronavirus? Because you’re all I’m thinking about
8:05 PM · Mar 12, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
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daniel
@accettola15_
Replying to @triptomar1 and @haniyarri
damn girl are you covid19 because you need to be put in isolation
9:11 AM · Mar 13, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
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Shujaemon!
@Alevael
Girl are you COVID-19? Cause I want to go into isolation just so I can stay the fuck away from you
12:55 PM · Mar 13, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
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Dank Sinatra
@chungpikachu
Damn girl, are you coronavirus? Because I want you to stay away from me as far as possible.
3:15 PM · Mar 13, 2020·Twitter for Android
Reddit—Pickuplines
Posted by u/PickleBruh7 March 13, 2020
Girl are you covid 19
Because you take my breath away
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seba vazquez rolon
@sxvxrx
hey girl are you COVID-19 cause id like for you to stay the fuck away from me
10:31 PM · Mar 13, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
Reddit—TheCalaisPlan
Posted by u/duskull007 March 14, 2020
Hey girl, are you the Corona Virus?
Because your charm is contagious and I wanna fly around the world with you 😘
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Mat
@matchu_chutrain
Hey girl are you the coronavirus because if I had you I wouldn’t leave my bedroom
3:28 PM · Mar 15, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
Reddit—Pickuplines
Posted by u/spooTJK March 15, 2020
Hey girl are you COVID-19?
Because I can’t stop looking *achoo*
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Disney Plus This Dick
@TonySkratchere
Damn girl, are you COVID 19?!?!? Because I’m POSITIVE your body is SICK AF…
11:55 AM · Mar 16, 2020 from New Orleans, LA·Twitter for iPhone
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Cameron
@ThatManCam
Damn girl are you COVID-19? Because I want to flatten your curves
12:23 PM · Mar 17, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
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Bradley Hicks
@hicks_b
Hey girl… are you COVID-19?!? Cause if you are it’s going to take months to get over you.
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Patty Ghould
@pattyghould
· Mar 17
Hey baby are you COVID-19?! Cuz you’re real good at ruining my life
8:04 PM · Mar 17, 2020 from West Bloomfield Township, MI·Twitter for iPhone
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Mikey
@mikeyd251
Replying to @Anton_Gerdin
i got you, say
“Damm girl are you corona virus cuz that smile is contagions”
- Mikey 2020
2:46 PM · Mar 18, 2020·Twitter Web App
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/avinash333bhat March 20, 2020
Hey girl, are you the Corona virus?
Coz you took my breath away
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MOUNTAIN MAN DAN
@LordSpaceley
Damn girl, are you Covid19 cuz ur curves are deadly..
1:23 AM · Mar 21, 2020·Twitter for Android
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/Player3th0mas March 21, 2020
Girl, are you Covid-19?
Because you fuck up my world and make me feel lonely.
Reddit—Damngirl
Posted by u/2monkeysandafootball March 21, 2020
Damn girl, are you Coronavirus?
COMMENTS
TrustMeImAGiraffe
Caus your making me hot and you take my breath away
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ዪጎርዘ
@adorkknight
Damn, girl… Are you coronavirus?
I’ll spend the next few months flattening your curves.
1:18 PM · Mar 25, 2020·Twitter Web App
Reddit—Pickuplines
Posted by u/____okay March 26, 2020
Damn girl are you COVID-19 ?
Because ima need another shot to convince myself that we can go out
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Clem xoxo
@clemmykins1
@sharon_ass girl are you coronavirus bc your smile is infectious
3:20 PM · Mar 30, 2020·Twitter for Android
Reddit—Pickuplines
Posted by u/4L3Xvids March 30, 2020
Damn girl, are you coronavirus?
Cause you got me using more toilet paper 😉
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Michelle | bIm
@MichelleMcNeaI
Replying to @jacksfilms
#YIAYgirl
Damn girl, are you COVID-19? Because I can’t breathe when I’m around you, and I feel like I have a fever
11:54 AM · Apr 24, 2020·Twitter for Android
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Jori Vague
@jorivague
Ay girl are you covid-19 because I’m tryna spread you
1:48 AM · May 3, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/onelovex3 May 6, 2020
Damn girl, are you Corona Virus?
Because I wouldn’t mind spending 2 weeks in bed with you.
Twitter
AP
@AP_palling
Guy: Damn girl, are you COVID-19?
Girl: Let me guess… Did I take your breath away?
Guy: Nah you just seem really fake
12:01 PM · May 11, 2020·Twitter for Android
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Rogan O’Handley
@DC_Draino
Guy: Damn girl, are you COVID-19?
Girl: Let me guess, did I take your breath away?
Guy: no you just seem kinda fake
4:21 PM · May 12, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
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Alex Baki
@alex_baki
Guy: Damn girl are you COVID-19?
Girl: Lemme guess, because I “take your breath away?”
Guy: Nah, because you seem fake as FUUUUCKK.
8:38 PM · May 12, 2020·Twitter for Android
Reddit—Damngirl
Posted by u/Pikebbocc May 24, 2020
Damn girl, are you Covid-19?
Cause I’m really trying to avoid introducing you to my parents.
COMMENTS
Creedes12
Bec you take my breath away
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Nikki Pierce-Kee
June 8, 2020 at 8:50 PM
Guy: Damn girl, are you COVID-19?
Girl: Why? Did I take your breath away?
Guy: Nah, you just seem fake as fuck.