“People who say ‘the system works’ work for the system”
"People who say 'the system works' work for the system" is a saying that has been printed on many images. English comedian, actor, and radio host Russell Brand posted this on…
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“People who say fractions are better than decimals are missing the point”
"People who say fractions are better than decimals are missing the point" is a math pun that was posted on Twitter by Jack McFadden on July 24, 2015. "If you are converting decimals…
“People who say women belong in the kitchen obviously don’t know what to do with them in the bed”
"Guys/Men/People who say women belong in the kitchen obviously don't know what to do with them in the bedroom" is a saying that has been printed on many images. There are many slight…
“People who stay in the car to listen to music a little bit longer are my kind of people”
"Sometimes you just have to sit in the car and let the song finish" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "People who stay in the car to listen to music a little bit…
“People who think by the inch and talk by the yard deserve to be kicked by the foot”
"People who think by the inch and talk by the yard deserve to be kicked by the foot" is a jocular saying that appears to have developed in two parts. "Some men and women talk by the…
“People who think that Canadians are more polite have never been to a minor league hockey game”
Canadians have a reputation for being polite. “Some day, Canada will rule the world. Then you’ll all be sorry” and “What is Canada’s favorite board game?"/"Sorry!” are a few…
“People who think they can run away from their problems have obviously never farted on a treadmill”
Many people fart while on a treadmill. "You can't outrun a fart on a treadmill" was posted on Twitter on March 8, 2010, and the saying has been printed on several images. "Pro…
“People who unpack and put their things away in the drawers at hotels are psychopaths”
Some people go to a hotel and unpack their clothes in the drawers, but others think that these people are psychopaths. The drawers could have germs -- many hotels have cockroaches and bedbugs --…
“People who upload menu photos to the Google Maps listings of restaurants are the backbone of society”
Many people use Google Maps to find restaurants in a certain area, and some people have added restaurant menus to the maps. This was posted on Threads by elwxnz on January 24, 2026, and it received…
“People who use public phone boxes are either buying drugs or having an affair”
There aren't many public phone boxes still around; people usually carry a mobile phone -- or two. "Fact: People who use public phone boxes are either buying drugs or having an…
“People who use selfie sticks really need to have a good, long look at themselves”
"People who use selfie sticks need to take a long look at themselves" was posted on Twitter by David Mason on December 27, 2014. The statement is literally true because selfie sticks…
“People who use the wrong words sometimes should have the humidity to admit it”
"Humidity" shouldn't be confused with "humility." A joke was posted on Twitter by Nick on August 7, 2013: "People who use the wrong words sometimes should have the…
“People who used to be late and blamed it on traffic are still late to their Zoom meetings”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic caused many people to work at home, through Zoom meetings. "People who used to be late and blamed it on traffic are still late to their zoom meetings"…
“People who walk fast are beyond me”
"People who walk fast are beyond me" is a joke that was posted on Twitter by alankemp (and others) on February 18, 2017. "People who walk fast are beyond me" was posted on…
“People will believe anything they read on the internet as long as you write it next to a picture”
"'People will believe anything they read on the internet as long as you write it next to a picture of George Carlin looking serious.' -- Some guy" (shown with an image of George…
“People will get mad at you for speaking the truth rather than being mad at the people who lied”
"People will get mad at you for speaking the truth rather than being mad at the people who lied" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "people always get mad at you for…
“People will vote their pocketbooks”
People will "vote their pocketbooks" (that is, they will vote in their financial best interests) have isolated citations in the 1910s, but became popular after the New Deal legislation of…
“People with ???????????????????? ???????????????? still have ocean eyes. It’s just Galveston water”
"People with 𝚋𝚛𝚘𝚠𝚗 𝚎𝚢𝚎𝚜 still have ocean eyes. It's just Galveston water" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Ocean eyes" usually…
“People with air fryers: What does fried air taste like?”
An air fryer doesn't prepare delicious fried air, but there are jokes. "Saw an ad for an air fryer. Fried air sounds delicious" was posted on Twitter by Raymond Angelo⁷ on July 13,…
“People with recipes that are ‘better than sex’ must have the worst sex life and I feel sorry for them”
Entry in progress -- BP Wikipedia: Better than sex cake Better than sex cake is a cake baked using yellow cake mix, with a juicy pineapple center, covered with layers of vanilla pudding and…