“I need glasses to see my family. Specifically, two glasses of Scotch”
"Glasses" can mean eyeglasses, but it can also mean drinking glasses. "I've been writing for 40min and my head is spinning already. I think I need glasses. two glasses. of…
Food/Drink
“I need my coffee because sometimes this mouth wakes up before my brain does”
"I need my coffee because sometimes this mouth wakes up before my brain does" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "I need my coffee because sometimes this mouth…
“I need some hot, steamy, earth shattering, mind-blowing… COFFEE!”
"I need some hot, steamy, earth shattering, mind-blowing... COFFEE!" (or "I want hot, steamy, earth shattering, mind-blowing... COFFEE") is a jocular coffee saying that has been…
“I need some kind of cation… vacation… staycation… relocation… medication…”
"I need some kinda cation... vacation... staycation... medication..." (or "I need some kind of cation... vacation... staycation... medication...") is a jocular saying that has…
“I need some kind of cation… vacation… staycation… medication…”
"I need some kinda cation... vacation... staycation... medication..." (or "I need some kind of cation... vacation... staycation... medication...") is a jocular saying that has…
“I need some kinda cation… vacation… staycation… medication…”
"I need some kinda cation... vacation... staycation... medication..." (or "I need some kind of cation... vacation... staycation... medication...") is a jocular saying that has…
“I need that kinda coffee that’s so strong when I take a sip, my ancestors wake up”
"I need that kinda coffee that's so strong when I take a sip, my ancestors wake up" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "This coffee is strong enough to…
“I need to find a hobby that doesn’t include eating or buying things”
"I need to find a hobby that doesn't include eating or buying things" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is unknown. "I need to find a hobby…
“I need to find a way to be asleep, but still get all my work done”
"I need to find a way to be asleep. but still get all my work done" is a jocular one-line work saying. The saying was posted on Twitter on December 9, 2010. TwitterAlex @superhiceeI…
“I need to find hobbies that don’t include my bank card”
"I need to find hobbies that don't include my bank/credit/debit card" is a saying that has been printed on many images "I need to find hobbies that don’t include my debit…
“I need to find hobbies that don’t include my credit card”
"I need to find hobbies that don't include my bank/credit/debit card" is a saying that has been printed on many images "I need to find hobbies that don’t include my debit…
“I need to find hobbies that don’t include my debit card”
"I need to find hobbies that don't include my bank/credit/debit card" is a saying that has been printed on many images "I need to find hobbies that don’t include my debit…
“I need to get back in shape, but I’m kind of waiting to see if the world is going to end”
"I need to get back in shape, but I'm kind of waiting to see if the world is going to end before I put any real effort in" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images.…
“I need to get my life together but I’m kind of waiting to see if the world is going to end”
"I need to get back in shape, but I'm kind of waiting to see if the world is going to end before I put any real effort in" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images.…
“I need to practice social distancing from the refrigerator”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic caused many to "socially distance" themselves from others. However, quarantines caused many people to stay at home and get fat. "I need to social…
“I need to social distance myself from my refrigerator so I can flatten my curve”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic caused many to "socially distance" themselves from others. However, quarantines caused many people to stay at home and get fat. "I need to social…
“I need to start buying condiment colored shirts”
Many people get ketchup or mustard on their shirts, and the stains can be difficult to remove. "I need to start buying condiment colored shirts" was posted on Twitter by Jawbreaker on…
“I need vitamin Cash”
"I need vitamin Cash" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying appears to be "I need vitamin C," with the letters "ash" written smaller. "I…
“I need y’all to drive with that same energy you pulled out in front of me with”
"I need y'all to drive with that same energy you pulled out in front of me with" (or "I need you to drive with the same energy you pulled out in front of me with") is a…
“I need you to drive with the same energy you pulled out in front of me with”
"I need y'all to drive with that same energy you pulled out in front of me with" (or "I need you to drive with the same energy you pulled out in front of me with") is a…