“I love my job, I just hate going”
"I love having a job, I just hate going" is a jocular work saying that has been printed on several images. "I love having a job, I just hate working" was posted on X/Twitter by…
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“I love my job, I just hate working”
"I love having a job, I just hate going" is a jocular work saying that has been printed on several images. "I love having a job, I just hate working" was posted on X/Twitter by…
“I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat”
"I love my six-pack (abs) so much, I protect it with a layer of fat" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many images. "Yes -- I do work out and I do have a six-pac.…
“I Love New York” (2005)
"I Love New York" is on Madonna's Confessions on the Dance Floor (2005). Perhaps you can dance to it, but the lyrics will win her no awards.…
“I Love NY” (“I Love NY More Than Ever”)
"I Love New York" is a New York State promotional campaign, trademarked from July 15, 1977. The campaign includes the now-iconic "I (heart) NY" logo by Milton Glaser and Bobby…
“I love people who make me laugh, make me think and make me coffee”
"I like/love people who make me laugh, make me think and make me coffee" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "I love people who make me laugh, make me think and…
“I love reunions. They’re old school”
"Reunions are old school" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on T-shirts. The saying was posted on Twitter on August 20, 2010. "I love reunions; they're old…
“I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words”
"I love sarcasm. It's like punching people in the face, but with words" is a jocular one-line saying about sarcasm that has been printed on many images. "Sarcasm is another way…
“I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast”
"I love sleep because it's like a time machine to breakfast" is a jocular line that has been printed on T-shirts, posters and ecards. The line was written by youngstero on tumblr on…
“I love smoothies. They’re so much nicer than hairies”
A "smoothie" drink has nothing to do with a lack of hair, but there are jokes. "I love smoothies. They're so much nicer than hairies" was posted on Twitter by sickipediabot…
“I love social media. Back in my day, I had to insult people one at a time”
"I love social media. Back in my day, I had to insult people one at a time" is a saying that has been printed on several images (showing an aging Clint Eastwood). "ahh before social…
“I love taking a picture of myself next to a boiling kettle. I think I may have selfie steam issues”
"Self esteem issues" is sometimes joked to be "selfie steam issues," either in a sauna/shower or by a boiling kettle. "Don’t hold your cameraphone down near a sink of hot…
“I love telling cheesy jokes, but my friends are laughtose intolerant”
"Laughtose intolerant" (laugh + lactose intolerant), for when someone doesn't laugh at cheesy jokes, is a jocular term that has been printed on many images. "I dont find that…
“I love that ‘take out’ means food, dating, and murder”
The term "take out" can mean several things. This was posted on Twitter by Art, from Online on March 7, 2018: "I love that 'take out' means food, dating, and murder."…
“I love that the mainstream media position is ‘yes the CIA did bad things in the 50s, 60s…’”
The Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) was not punished for the many secretive and seemingly immoral and unethical things that it did in the 1950s, 1960s and 1970s (such as political assassinations…
“I love the smell of don’t fuck with me in the morning”
"I love the smell of don't fuck with me in the morning" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "I love the smell of coffee in the morning" is the usual saying.…
“I love the smell of possibility in the morning”
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning" is a famous line in the film Apocalypse Now (1979). "I love the smell of possibility in the morning" is a saying that has been…
“I love the smell of socially acceptable chemical dependence in the morning”
"I love the smell of socially acceptable chemical dependence in the morning" is a saying that has been printed on many images. That is, the person likes coffee in the morning.…
“I love to dismiss my horrible decisions by saying ‘yeah that was a weird time in my life’”
Many people try to dismiss something as part of a strange time in their lives -- then they admit that it's all been strange, at all times. "I love to dismiss my horrible decisions by…
“I love to go to Washington—if only to be near my money”
"I love to go to Washington -- if only to be near my money" was said by the comedian and actor Bob Hope (1903-2003) in the late 1940s and was popularized in the Reader's Digest.…