Many people wonder why a self-cleaning over can't clean the rest of the kitchen, or the rest of the house. "Why hasn't anyone taken the idea of 'self-cleaning oven' and…
"I legit only drink water, coffee or alcohol. I’m either hydrated, drunk or jittery" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "I legit only drink water, coffee or alcohol.…
"I legit only drink water, coffee or alcohol. I’m either hydrated, drunk or jittery" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "I legit only drink water, coffee or alcohol.…
"I legit only drink water, coffee or alcohol. I’m either hydrated, drunk or jittery" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "I legit only drink water, coffee or alcohol.…
"I legit only drink water, coffee or alcohol. I’m either hydrated, drunk or jittery" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "I legit only drink water, coffee or alcohol.…
"Big time" usually means "a lot," but a pun has been cited in print since at least 2015: "I let my friend borrow my grandfather clock. He owes me big time." Wikipedia:…
"I lick, swallow and suck... The salt, the tequila, the lime!" is a drinking/sex joke that has been printed on many images. Some images have it as, "I LICK the salt. I SWALLOW the…
"I lick, swallow and suck... The salt, the tequila, the lime!" is a drinking/sex joke that has been printed on many images. Some images have it as, "I LICK the salt. I SWALLOW the…
"I lick, swallow and suck... The salt, the tequila, the lime!" is a drinking/sex joke that has been printed on many images. Some images have it as, "I LICK the salt. I SWALLOW the…
"Call me weird but I like all my money facing the same way" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Many people adjust the bills in their wallets to face the same way. "I…
Bananas don't have bones. "Also she (Rena Arnold -- ed.) liked bananas because they have no bones in them" was a vaudeville joke printed in the Pittsburgh (PA) Post on September 14,…
"I like cats, too. Let's exchange recipes" is a jocular saying that has been printed on T-shirts and bumper stickers. The joke was posted to the newsgroup alt.tasteless.jokes on…
"New York is the only real city-city" is a saying that has been printed on many images. American novelist, screenwriter, playwright and actor Truman Capote (1924-1984) was interviewed by…
"I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many images. American comedian Lewis Black said the line in an…
"Sometimes I like coffee more than people" (or just "I like coffee more than people") is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "I like coffee more than…
"I like coffee that kicks you in the face in the morning" is a one-line saying a coffee-lover might say. "I like coffee that Karate Kicks me in the face!" was posted on Twitter…
An "armadillo" is sometimes called a "dillo," for short. A joke was posted on Reddit -- Dad Jokes on July 12, 2018: "I like dillos, but do not support giving them guns. I…
"Some times" is expressed in math puns as "sum times." "math final. 'hey do you know your multiplication?....sum times!!' yayyyy" was posted on Twitter by…
Nerds is an American candy that is colorful, but perhaps not healthy. "I like eating Nerds because I'm secretly hungry for aquarium gravel and this takes the edge off" was posted on…
"Hardcore" can mean many things. It usually does not refer to a "hard core," but there are jokes. "I also like frozen apples. They're hardcore" was printed in The…