“Having a soft heart in a cruel world is courage, not weakness”
"Having a soft heart in a cruel world is courage, not weakness" is an inspirational saying that has been printed on many images. "'Having a soft heart in a cruel world is…
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“Having a trip booked encourages you to work. So travelling is actually a source of income rather than an expense”
"Travel Math: Having a trip booked motivates you to work. So it is a source of income rather than an expense" is a jocular saying that ha been printed on many images. "Having a trip…
“Having eggs for breakfast like some kind of billionaire”
The avian influenza (bird flu) usually causes the price of eggs to skyrocket. "Had eggs for breakfast like some kinda rich person" was posted on X/Twitter by Rich on January 11, 2023.…
“Having eggs for breakfast like some kind of oligarch”
The avian influenza (bird flu) usually causes the price of eggs to skyrocket. "Had eggs for breakfast like some kinda rich person" was posted on X/Twitter by Rich on January 11, 2023.…
“Having eggs for breakfast like some kind of rich person”
The avian influenza (bird flu) usually causes the price of eggs to skyrocket. "Had eggs for breakfast like some kinda rich person" was posted on X/Twitter by Rich on January 11, 2023.…
“Having just punched a midget selling watches, I know I’ve hit an all time low”
A pun about time is: "Having just punched a midget selling watches, I know I've hit an all time low." The joke was posted on Twitter on May 17, 2010. TwitterSidi…
“Having kids in sports is fun if you like coming home and making dinner at 10pm”
Having kids playing sports means having a crazy schedule, such as late dinners. "Having kids involved in sports is fun if you like coming home & making dinner at 10pm" was posted on…
“Having kids involved in sports is fun if you like coming home & making dinner at 10pm”
Having kids playing sports means having a crazy schedule, such as late dinners. "Having kids involved in sports is fun if you like coming home & making dinner at 10pm" was posted on…
“Having kids is like constantly cleaning up after a party you didn’t attend”
"Having kids is like continually cleaning up after a huge party that you didn't attend" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The kids have the fun around the house,…
“Having kids is like continually cleaning up after a huge party that you didn’t attend”
"Having kids is like continually cleaning up after a huge party that you didn't attend" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The kids have the fun around the house,…
“Having Monday off is a great opportunity to hate Tuesday”
"Having Monday off is a great opportunity to hate Tuesday" is a work saying that has been printed on many images. "Hate Tuesday after having Monday off ... the rest of the week just…
“Having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have”
"Having more fun than a/any human being should be allowed to have" is a saying of popular conservative radio talk show host Rush Limbaugh. Limbaugh has used the saying since at least…
“Having one of those ‘just tried to lock the house with my car remote’ days”
The car remote (key fob) can't lock the house, but many people get this confused. "Just tried unlocking the house with my car remote. Unsurprisingly it didn't work. Did have to go…
“Having plans sounds like a good idea until you have to put clothes on and leave your house”
"Having plans sounds like a good idea until you have to put on clothes and leave the/your house" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. That is, the realities of life…
“Having plans sounds like a good idea until you have to put on clothes and leave your house”
"Having plans sounds like a good idea until you have to put on clothes and leave the/your house" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. That is, the realities of life…
“Having your phone on silent is all fun and games until you can’t find it”
"Having your phone on silent is all fun and games until you can't find it" is a saying that has been printed on many images. When a phone is missing, another phone is often used to…
“HBO Max implies the existence of HBO Ruby”
HBO Max is an American subscription video on-demand over-the-top streaming service. Max & Ruby is a Canadian children's animated television series. HBO Max has nothing to do with Max &…
“He ain’t fit to tote guts to a bear”
"He ain't fit to tote guts to a bear" is a disparagement of a cowboy cook. The origin of the phrase is uncertain. 3 October 1956, Burlington (NC) Daily Times-News, pg. 7:One Florida…
“He broke into song because he couldn’t find the key”
Do people really "break into song"? A musical one-line saying is: "He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key." The pun-filled saying has been cited in print…
“He can jump out of the gym” (cliché said of athletic NBA, NFL draft prospect)
The NBA and NFL drafts are often held in New York City. A draft prospect is sometimes said to be "strong as a bull/ox" (very strong) or someone who can "run like a deer" (very…