A "joke" has it that law enforcement officers beat up a suspect, then lie about it: Q: How many cops does it take to throw a black guy down the stairs?A: None. He fell. "Q: How many…
A popular cranberry riddle (often included in Thanksgiving joke collections) is: Q: How many cranberries grow on a bush?A: All of them. The riddle has been cited in print since at least 2008.…
A popular dancer "light bulb" riddle is: Q: How many dance instructors dies it take to change a light bulb?A: Five!...Six!...Seven!...Eight! The joke has been cited in print since at…
A popular "lightbulb joke" about divorced men is: Q: How many divorced men does it take to change a light bulb? A: Who cares? They never get the house anyway. This version was posted on…
New York City had five boroughs. It's sometimes joked that New York has five burros. A restaurant in Forest Hills, Queens, called "5 Burro Cafe" opened in 1990. "The Five…
A "lightbulb" joke about feminists is: Q: How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A: One. Men can be feminists, too. The riddle was posted to Reddit -- Jokes on August 16,…
There have been several versions of fraternities and beer in the traditional lightbulb joke. This is from 1984: Q: How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Three: One to screw it…
There have been several versions of fraternities and beer in the traditional lightbulb joke. This is from 1984: Q: How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Three: One to screw it…
A golf version of the popular lightbulb joke is: Q: How many golfers does it take to change a lightbulb?A: FORE! The riddle was posted on the newsgroup eunet.jokes om September 5, 1994. Golfers…
A golf version of the popular lightbulb joke is: Q: How many golfers does it take to change a lightbulb?A: FORE! The riddle was posted on the newsgroup eunet.jokes om September 5, 1994. Golfers…
Entry in progress -- BP TwitterSal the Agorist@SallyMayweather(A meme shows a comic saying these lines. -- ed.)HOW MANY GOOD COPS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB?I'LL LET YOU KNOW AS SOON…
Some people argue that there are no good cops -- and if there are a few good cops, they are powerless to change anything in the system. A joke reinforces this. " "Here's one. How…
"Avogadro's number" sounds like "avocado's number," prompting the math joke: Q: How many guacs are in a bowl of guacamole?A: Avocado's number. The pun was cite in…
A guitar player often likes to have many guitars. "How many guitars does a guitar player need? Just one more" is a popular joke that has been printed on many images. "Q. How many…
A guitar player often likes to have many guitars. "How many guitars does a guitar player need? Just one more" is a popular joke that has been printed on many images. "Q. How many…
A popular food riddle is: Q: How many hamburgers can you eat on an empty stomach?A: One. After that, your stomach isn't empty. The riddle has been cited in print since at least 1849, when it…
A popular series of jokes titled "Variation of a lightbulb theme" was posted by Roger Wells on net.jokes on July 24, 1982: How many hardware engineers does it take to change a…
A introvert version of the lightbulb joke is: Q: How many introverts does it take to change a lightbulb?A: Why does it have to be a group activity? "'How many introverts does it take to…
The lightbulb joke has an Irish version, and it involves drinking alcohol. "How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a light bulb? A hundred. One to hold the bulb and 99 to drink until the…
One popular lawyer joke is: Q: How many lawyers does it take to roof a house? A: Depends on how thin you slice them. The joke has been cited in print since at least 1990. Google Groups:…