“You never realize how long a minute is until you’re exercising”
"You never realize how long a minute is until you're exercising" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images. There is no particular author because there are many…
Food/Drink
“You never really hear about anyone stress-eating vegetables”
Many people who are streesed eat a lot of junk food, such as cookies or ice cream. "Erica" posted a popular tweet on December 19, 2016: "You never really hear about anyone…
“You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive”
"You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many gift items, such as T-shirts, bumper stickers and posters. "And then…
“You never want a serious crisis to go to waste”
"You never want a serious crisis to go to waste," said Rahm Emanuel, the incoming White House Chief of Staff, in an interview with the Wall Street Journal on November 19, 2008. The…
“You no longer associate bridges over rivers with water” (Texas heat joke)
One of the items on popular "You Know You Are in Texas When..." internet lists is: "You no longer associate bridges over rivers with water." It's hot in Texas, but 2007…
“You only get paid for done”
"You (only) get paid for done" is a saying popularized by personal trainer and performance coach Dax Moy. "You only get paid for done" means that you get paid for results…
“You only have a gambling problem if you lose” (“It’s only a gambling problem if you’re losing”)
"It's only a gambling problem is you're losing" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "It's only a gambling problem if you lose...!" was posted on the…
“You only live once so make sure you spend 15 hours a day on the internet seeking validation from strangers”
"You only live once so make sure you spend 15 hours a day on the internet seeking validation from strangers" is a sarcastic saying that has been printed on many images. "You only…
“You only live once. Lick the bowl”
"You only love once. Lick the bowl" is a jocular food saying that has been printed on many images. People often lick the spoon, but licking the bowl -- that's adventurous! "You…
“You ordered pepper only” (pepperoni pizza joke)
A popular joke involves an American businessman who is in Japan and orders delivery of a pepperoni pizza. He receives something else. The joke has been cited in print since at least 2000. Google…
“You pays your money and you takes your choice”
The Battle of Waterloo (on June 18, 1815) was frequently reenacted, with a showman explaining the action. The story goes that confused patrons asked, "Which is the Duke of Wellington? Which is…
“You people who have just one glass of wine… What’s that like?”
"You people who have just one glass of wine... What's that like?" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images. "People who casually have one glass of wine with…
“You put it down like New York City. I never sleep”
The song "International Love" (2011) by American rapper Pitbull contains the lyrics: "You put it down like New York City. I never sleep." "I never sleep" refers to the…
“You realize that asphalt has a liquid state” (Texas heat joke)
How hot is it in Texas? So hot that "you realize that asphalt has a liquid state." That joke (among many others) has been circulating around the internet since at least 1998. Stanford…
“You relax for 15 minutes after work and next thing you know it’s 10pm”
Time often seems to go by slowly at work, but quickly when one is not at work. This was posted on X/Twitter by Shafeeq on April 19, 2023, and it received over 34,000 likes: "You relax for 15…
“You remind me of a penny—two-faced and not worth much”
"You remind me of a penny -- two-faced and not worth much" (or "You remind me of a penny -- two-faced and worthless") has is an expression that has been printed on many images.…
“You remind me of a penny—two-faced and worthless”
"You remind me of a penny -- two-faced and not worth much" (or "You remind me of a penny -- two-faced and worthless") has is an expression that has been printed on many images.…
“You remind me of a penny—worthless and found in everyone’s pants”
"You remind me of a penny -- two-faced and not worth much" (or "You remind me of a penny -- two-faced and worthless") has is an expression that has been printed on many images.…
“You run around for 90 minutes and the Germans win” (soccer saying)
Entry in progress -- B.P. Wikipedia: Gary LinketerGary Winston Lineker, OBE (born 30 November 1960) is an English former footballer and current sports broadcaster. He holds England's record…
“You said you had between ten and fifteen million dollars in the bank” (joke)
A money joke is of unknown origin. "On a date the other day I told the guy I have between 10 and 30 million pounds in the bank It's actually true, my balance is £37" was posted on…