If you're late for work, don't walk in with a smile on your face. Look angry or mad, as if the traffic, or a delayed bus or train, or something else held you back from that wonderful work…
"When you burn your mouth, it's the food cooking you back" is a jocular food saying that was posted on Re3ddit -- Showerthoughts on January 31, 2018. "When you get burned while…
A bedroom is a room for a bed. This was posted on Reddit -- Showerthoughts on March 30, 2016: "When you buy a bigger bed you have more bed room and less bedroom." Reddit --…
"When you buy Halloween candy to hand out as an adult, it’s like you are paying for all the free candy you got when you were a kid" was posted on Reddit -- Showerthoughts on October 31,…
"If/When you can't find the sunshine, be the sunshine" is an inspirational saying that has been printed on many images. "Sunshine" means "happiness" -- if you…
"When you can’t decide what to do, just drink more coffee" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "When you can’t decide what to do, just drink more…
American journalist and author Max Lerner (1902-1992) wrote in Actions and Passions; Notes on the Multiple Revolution of Our Time (1949): "When you choose the lesser of two evils, always…
Cutting an onion can make a person have tears. "onions force you to mourn their death" was posted on Twitter by Pennylane & Yumi on June 2, 2010. "Onions make you mourn their…
"When you come to a fork in the road, take it" is a saying popularized by Yankee baseball Hall of Famer Yogi Berra (1925-2015). "When you come to a fork in the road, don't pick…
In the gummy universe pf gummy candies, gummy worms are bigger than gummy bears. "It's crazy that gummy worms are bigger than gummy bears. The gummy universe must be one fucked…
"When you didn't buy any snacks at the store/supermarket because you told yourself you need to stop snacking but now you feel snackish" (shown with a distressed individual) is a…
"When you didn't buy any snacks at the store/supermarket because you told yourself you need to stop snacking but now you feel snackish" (shown with a distressed individual) is a…
Austin prides itself as the "Live Music Capital of the World." When a rock 'n' roll legend dies, he or she might go to "rock 'n' roll heaven." In Austin, if…
"Remember... When you dig a garden, you help bury industrial food! Eat local!" (shown on an image) was posted on Twitter by Paul Eccles on January 24, 2022. TwitterPaul…
"Nom nom" is the sound of that the Cookie Monster Muppet character from the children's television show Sesame Street makes when he eats. "Omnomynous" (or…
"When you drink alcohol you are just borrowing happiness from tomorrow" is a saying about alcohol that ha been printed on many images. "Getting drunk is borrowing happiness from…
A hot dog usually has an intestinal casing covering the meat. This was posted on Reddit -- Showerthoughts on April 24, 2025: "When you eat a hot dog, you are making another one inside your…
"Trust the science" has been a popular saying, especially during the COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic. "The science you've trusted all along was really eugenics" (shown with…
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in home quarantines. Some people found that this was, essentially, their daily routine anyway. "#QuarantineLife me realizing that my daily lifestyle…
Louisiana-born investment advisor Blaine Lourd gave a 2007 interview to Michael Lewis, and Lourd discussed the gullibility of investors: "When you got a new customer, all you needed to do was…