“When you get a wine hangover, it’s called the grape depression”
"When you get a wine hangover, it's called the grape depression" is a jocular line that has been printed on many posters and ecards. "I hereby rename my hangover the Grape…
Food/Drink
“When you get burned while cooking, it’s just the food cooking you back
"When you burn your mouth, it's the food cooking you back" is a jocular food saying that was posted on Re3ddit -- Showerthoughts on January 31, 2018. "When you get burned while…
“When you get older you form very strong opinions on different varieties of apples”
Does a person appreciate apple varieties more as one gets older? "So, when you get older you form very strong opinions on different varieties of apples" was posted on Twitter by Brian…
“When you get to the end zone, act like you’ve been there before”
Entry in progress -- B.P. Google News Archive2 February 1984, The Spokesman-Review (Spokane, WA), "Banquet attracts 900 stars" by John Blanchette, pg. 21, col. 4:On any player who spikes…
“When you give up trying to spell ‘hors d’oeuvres’ and just go with ‘APPETIZERS’”
Many people find it difficult to spell "hors d'oeuvres." Words such as "tapas" and "appetizers" and "snacks" have been used instead. "I think white…
“When you go home, tell them of us and say, ‘For your tomorrow, these gave their today‘”
"When you go home, tell them of us and say, 'For your tomorrow, we gave our today'" is a military saying (popular on Memorial Day) that has been printed on many images.…
“When you go home, tell them of us and say, ‘For your tomorrow, they gave their today‘”
"When you go home, tell them of us and say, 'For your tomorrow, we gave our today'" is a military saying (popular on Memorial Day) that has been printed on many images.…
“When you go to church in the morning you say, ‘Amen.’ In the afternoon you say, ‘Pmen’”
There are "AM" and "PM," so why not "Amen" and "Pmen"? "praying in the morning: ...forever and ever, amen. praying in the evening: ...forever and ever,…
“When you go to Midas, you get a muffler” (go to a specialist for that specialty)
Midas (The Muffler Installation Dealers' Associated Service) is an automotive service center that specializes in mufflers (and was originally called "Midas Muffler"), but now also…
“When you got to the Big Apple, they treated you like a worm” (Me, Myself & Irene film, 2000)
"Big Apple," a nickname of New York City, was used in the American black comedy film Me, Myself & Irene (2000): IRENE P. WATERS (Renée Zellweger): But after high school, I moved to…
“When you have hit rock bottom and survived, there are very few things that can scare you”
"When you have hit rock bottom (before) and survived, there are very few things in life that can scare you" is an inspirational saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is…
“When you have nothing to do, do it on Facebook”
"When you have nothing to do, do it on Facebook" is a jocular one-line Facebook saying that has been printed on images. The saying was popularized by a May 2008 cartoon. “When you have…
“When you have nothing to say, say it on Twitter”
"When you have nothing to say, say it on Twitter” is a jocular one-line Twitter saying that has been printed on images. Twitter messages are only 140 characters, so one can't say much.…
“When you haven’t even gone to sleep yet and you already can’t wait to get home from work tomorrow”
"I haven't even gone to bed yet and I already can't wait to get home from work tomorrow" is a work saying that has been printed on many images. "haven't even been to…
“When you hear hoofbeats, think of horses, not zebras”
"When you hear hoofbeats, think of horses, not zebras" has been a popular medical proverb since about the 1950s. The saying means that one (such as a doctor) should look for the expected…
“When you heat up leftovers from Thanksgiving, you’re quitting cold turkey”
"Cold turkey" (an abrupt cessation of a substance dependence) has nothing to do with Thanksgiving leftovers, but there are jokes. "Show me a man who throws Thanksgiving leftovers in…
“When you hoist a championship trophy, a mystical blood kinship is formed”
NFL football coach Bill Parcells said at his induction into the Pro Football Hall of Fame in August 2013: “We've got that momentary time of exhilaration where you hoist that championship…
“When you late for work so you walk in fast & act fake mad”
If you're late for work, don't walk in with a smile on your face. Look angry or mad, as if the traffic, or a delayed bus or train, or something else held you back from that wonderful work…
“When you learn how much you’re worth, you’ll stop giving people discounts”
"When you learn how much you're worth, you'll stop giving people discounts" is an inspirational saying that has been printed on many images. "Once you realize your true…
“When you leave New York, you are astonished at how clean the rest of the world is”
“When you leave New York, you are astonished at how clean the rest of the world is,” New York-based author Fran Lebowitz told People magazine in September 1978. "Clean is not enough."…