“What do you call 2 witches sharing an apartment?”/“Broomates.”
A popular Halloween riddle is: Q: What do you call two witches who live together?A: Broom mates! "Broommate" and "broomate" (broom + roommate) have both been used as the…
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“What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving?”/“Skeet.”
Some lawyer jokes involve parachuting (skydiving). "What do you call 20 parachuting lawyers? SKEET!" was printed in the Daily News (Halifax, NS) on August 28, 1993. "What do you call…
“What do you call 20 parachuting lawyers?”/“Skeet.”
Some lawyer jokes involve parachuting (skydiving). "What do you call 20 parachuting lawyers? SKEET!" was printed in the Daily News (Halifax, NS) on August 28, 1993. "What do you call…
“What do you call 500 lawyers on the bottom of the ocean? A good start.” (lawyer joke)
One of the most popular of all lawyer jokes is: "What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?""A good start." The joke became famous when it was spoken by actor…
“What do you call 52 pieces of bread?”/“A deck of carbs.”
"Deck of cards" is different than a "deck of carbs," but there are jokes. "A loaf of bread is really just a deck of carbs" was posted on Reddit -- Showerthoughts on…
“What do you call 52 slices of bread?”/“A deck of carbs.”
"Deck of cards" is different than a "deck of carbs," but there are jokes. "A loaf of bread is really just a deck of carbs" was posted on Reddit -- Showerthoughts on…
“What do you call 6.02 * 10^23 butts?”/“Molasses.”
"Molasses" is not "mole" + "asses," but there are jokes. "What do you call 6.02*10^23 butts? Molasses" was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on November 5, 2016.…
“What do you call a $1,000 door?”/“A grand entrance.”
$1,000 is called a "grand." A "grand entrance" has nothing to do with money, but there are puns. This riddle was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on March 8, 2019: Q: What do you call…
“What do you call a baby dump truck?”/“A dumpling.”
Dumplings have nothing to do with dump trucks, but there are jokes. "'Someone needs to do a dumpling food truck w/ potstickers, momos and stuff. And call it The Dump Truck.'…
“What do you call a bacon-wrapped dinosaur?”/“Jurassic Pork.”
Jurassic Park (a 1993 American science fiction adventure film about a team of genetic scientists who create a wildlife park of de-extinct dinosaurs) shouldn't be confused with "Jurassic…
“What do you call a bad salad dressing?”/“Vineregret.”
"Vinaigrette" dressing is a somewhat confusing word. It is not "vineregret" (vine regret) -- except in jokes. "No wonder this salad was terrible... I used vineregret…
“What do you call a baker with a cold?”/“Coughee cake.”
"Coffee cake" should not be confused with "coughee cake" or "coughy cake," but there are jokes. "What do you call a baker with a cold?..........Coughee cake...bah…
“What do you call a baker with a cold?”/“Coughy cake.”
"Coffee cake" should not be confused with "coughee cake" or "coughy cake," but there are jokes. "What do you call a baker with a cold?..........Coughee cake...bah…
“What do you call a bakery staffed entirely by men?”/“A pastryarchy.”
“Pastryarchy” is a portmanteau of “pastry” and “patriarchy.” "SMASH THE PASTRYARCHY" was posted on Twitter by B-Cam on May 31, 2010. "#pastryarchy" (and a link to…
“What do you call a BBQ pun?”/“A meataphor.”
"Meataphor" (meat + metaphor) is an infrequently used portmanteau food word. "Mixed Meataphors would be a great name for a newsletter targeted at affluent carnivores" was posted…
“What do you call a bean that was previously famous?”/“A ‘has bean.’”
"Bean" can sound like "been," and there's a pun: QL What do you call a retired vegetable?A: A has-bean. "What do you call an obsolete Java Bean? A…
“What do you call a bean that’s not cool anymore?”/“A has-bean.”
"Bean" can sound like "been," and there's a pun: QL What do you call a retired vegetable?A: A has-bean. "What do you call an obsolete Java Bean? A…
“What do you call a bear with no teeth?”/“A gummy bear.”
A popular joke about gummy bears fruit candy is: Q: What you call a bear with no teeth?A: A gummy bear. The joke has been cited in print since at least 2004. Wikipedia: Gummy bearA gummy bear…
“What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist’s arm?”/“A tattoo.”
A popular joke is told about trombonists: Q: What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?A: A tattoo. The trombonist version has been told since at least 2000, but same joke has…
“What do you call a bird that’s doing its best at geometry?”/“A trying gull.”
"Triangle" sounds like "trying gull," and there are jokes. "Q: What do you call a seagull who won't give up on her geometry homework? A: A trying-gull!" was…