"What do you call a bakery staffed entirely by…

“Pastryarchy” is a portmanteau of “pastry” and “patriarchy.”

“SMASH THE PASTRYARCHY” was posted on Twitter by B-Cam on May 31, 2010. “#pastryarchy” (and a link to shirts reading “Smash the Pastryarchy”) was posted on Twitter by Ryan Patey on September 23, 2011. “gonna open a feminist friendly bakery called Smash The Pastryarchy” was posted on Twitter by Gabby Noone on June 15, 2012.

“smash the pastryarchy by eating all the gender rolls” was posted on Twitter by SEO Speedwagon on November 12, 2013. “Best comment from a friend: ‘Does the pastryarchy include traditional gender rolls?’” was posted on Twitter by Rachel Stomel on September 17, 2018.

“What do you call a bakery staffed entirely by men? A pastryarchy” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on June 3, 2016.

“Why is it there are poptarts but no momtarts?”/“Because of the pastryarchy” is a related riddle.

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B-Cam
‏@kidonthesquare
SMASH THE PASTRYARCHY
3:16 AM - 31 May 2010

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Ryan Patey
@ryanpatey
T.O.F.U.: Shirts now available http://ilovetofu.ca/2011/09/23/shirts-now-available/ #vegan #tofutour #pastryarchy
(“Smash the Pastryarchy” T-shirts.—ed.)
1:42 PM · Sep 23, 2011·Echofon

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Justin Beach@justinsb·Jan 7, 2012
@zuzuhaha No, that’s the pastryarchy

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Sage Adderley-Knox
@sageadderley
Two new zines are up on the Food & Vegan page: Bake and Destroy everyone around you and Smash the Pastryarchy,... http://fb.me/1qhEcHcWn
1:22 PM · Jan 24, 2012·Facebook

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Level 70 Wizandrist
@verylemonade
PASTRYARCHY
11:54 PM · Jan 26, 2012·TweetDeck

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Gabby Noone
‏@twelveoclocke
gonna open a feminist friendly bakery called Smash The Pastryarchy
1:19 PM - 15 Jun 2012

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séamus gallagher
@shameusseamus
Anyone want to open a bakery that specializes in treats shaped like feminist authors with me? We can call it “Smashing the Pastryarchy”.
10:29 PM · Sep 27, 2012·Twitter Web Client

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Stephen Gillan
@fletcherville
Doing my part for the world by absent-mindedly picking apart this croissant as I eat it. DISMANTLE THE PASTRYARCHY.
2:19 PM · Nov 29, 2012·Twitter for Android

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Courtney
@camichrina
Teacher: “Today’s Pastryarchy Appreciation Day!” Us: “Huh?” Teacher: “You know, a pastryarchy. A society ruled by donuts.” #QuoteYourTeacher
10:43 PM · Dec 18, 2012·Twitter Web Client

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Candyma’am
@morningfindsyou
Feminist bakery slogan: “Bite the Pastryarchy!”
10:29 AM · Apr 26, 2013·Twitter Web Client

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Jareth Cutestory
‏@jmalk
@essers @ThermobaricTom I went to the bakery the other day and all they had left was gender rolls. Fuckin’ pastryarchy.
5:34 AM - 29 May 2013

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Bec Shaw
@Brocklesnitch
less patriarchy more pastryarchy
10:55 PM · May 30, 2013·Tweetbot for Mac

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Tim Carruthers
@thoapsl
Replying to @Brocklesnitch
@Brocklesnitch pastryarchy is dangerous too. Croissants are already so deeply embedded in our society’s dominant power structures
11:20 PM · May 30, 2013·Twitter for iPhone

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cinna (scary)
@HombrePipicaca
breastforce: iridessence: lets dismantle the patriarchy and institute a pastryarchy instead http://tmblr.co/ZBsqLts_Lw90
2:41 PM · Aug 22, 2013·Tumblr

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SEO Speedwagon
@lomavistaplace
smash the pastryarchy by eating all the gender rolls
10:13 PM · Nov 12, 2013·Twitter Web Client

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YouHadMeAtG
@YouHadMeAtG
Replying to @JMBcafe
@JohnMichaelNL CINNAMON ROLLS NOT GENDER ROLLS! SMASH THE PATRIARCHY! #Patriarchy #Pastryarchy
11:29 AM · Dec 25, 2013·Twitter Web Client

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The Mighty Noodle!
‏@theghast
@ChrisRGun if all men liked fresh bread and baked goods would rhat mean they are a part of the pastryarchy?
5:54 AM - 3 Feb 2015

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CactuarJoe
@CactuarJoe
The Pastryarchy is a system that classifies people by gender rolls, saddling us with preconceived notions of how far our yeast can rise.
9:54 PM · May 18, 2015·Twitter Web Client

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Johny Gillespie
‏@johnyg13nb1
Why can’t feminists work in a bakery? Because of the Pastryarchy!
5:48 PM - 30 May 2015
Marlborough, MA

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Anthony Robinson
‏@WockaZulu
A bakery store ran by all men called the “Pastryarchy”. The motto: sexism is our bread and butter. Thank you! You’re too kind!
12:36 PM - 2 Oct 2015

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Eamonn Bell
‏@no_more_mutants
I’m going to open a bakery, employ only dudes and call it The Pastryarchy
12:25 PM - 5 Feb 2016

Reddit—Jokes
What do you call a bakery staffed entirely by men?
submitted June 3, 2016 by machine_gun_cum
A pastryarchy.

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ShaniceMonica
‏@monica_shanice
What do you call a bakery staffed entirely by men? A pastryarchy. #mademyday
10:31 AM - 3 Jun 2016

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katie
@katefeetie
A bakery where women pay 72% of what men pay called The Pastryarchy
2:28 PM · Apr 13, 2018·Twitter for iPhone

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Rachel Stomel
@RStomel
Best comment from a friend: “Does the pastryarchy include traditional gender rolls?”
8:05 AM · Sep 17, 2018·Twitter for iPhone

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TenderSkins
@SkinsTender
Smash Patriarchy? Embrace the PastryArchy!. Get it on #tshirts #mugs #stickers #masks and 80+ other items. https://redbubble.com/shop/ap/34785044
#patriarchy #giftideas
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Smash Patriarchy? Embrace the PastryArchy! by mgtow | Redbubble
Why fight a made up gender studies term, why you can embrace a delicious pastry instead!
12:50 AM · Sep 24, 2021·CMtweetit

(Trademark)
Word Mark THE PASTRYARCHY
Goods and Services IC 032. US 045 046 048. G & S: Beer. FIRST USE: 20180000. FIRST USE IN COMMERCE: 20180000
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Mark Drawing Code (4) STANDARD CHARACTER MARK
Serial Number 88353737
Filing Date March 24, 2019
Current Basis 1A
Original Filing Basis 1A
Published for Opposition July 16, 2019
Registration Number 5873064
Registration Date October 1, 2019
Owner (REGISTRANT) DuClaw Brewery, LLC LIMITED LIABILITY COMPANY MARYLAND 8901 Yellow Brick Road, Suite B Baltimore MARYLAND 21237
Attorney of Record Erik M. Pelton
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“What do you call a bakery staffed entirely by men?”/“A pastryarchy.”