“Party instructions: Walk in. Eat as much as you can. Walk out”
Many people go to parties just to eat and drink. "My party instructions: Walk in. Eat Food. Get Drunk. & Leave" was posted on Twitter on September 7, 2012. "Party instructions:…
Food/Drink
“Party of ‘no’” (opposition party)
An opposition party -- unable to pass any legislation -- is often called a "party of 'no.'" The party often votes in a block to oppose a bill; the bill still passes and becomes…
“Party on”
"Party on, dudes!" was a tagline to the film Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure (1989) written by Chris Matheson and Ed Solomon. "Party on!" also achieved popularity in…
“Pass the buck” (avoid responsibility)
"Ante up and pass the buck" was a popular poker saying in the 1800s. The "buck" was a knife with a buckhorn handle, and it indicated whose turn it was to deal the cards.…
“Passenger with autism on board” (vehicle sign)
"Adult/Child/Children/Occupant/Passenger/Person/Teen with autism on board" printed on many images. The sign warns that this occupant may not be able to respond in an emergency. This is a…
“Passenger: Will this bus take me to New York?” (joke)
"New York" can mean either the city or the state. A transportation joke is: Passenger: Will this bus take me to New York?Driver: Which part?Passenger: All of me, of course! The joke has…
“Passion fruit implies the existence of ambivalence fruit”
Passion fruit seemingly implies the existence of other less-passionate food. "Passionfruit implies the existence of apathy fruit" was posted on X/Twitter by Sansevieria Laurentii on…
“Passion fruit implies the existence of apathy fruit”
Passion fruit seemingly implies the existence of other less-passionate food. "Passionfruit implies the existence of apathy fruit" was posted on X/Twitter by Sansevieria Laurentii on…
“Passionfruit implies the existence of ennuifruit”
Passion fruit seemingly implies the existence of other less-passionate food. "Passionfruit implies the existence of apathy fruit" was posted on X/Twitter by Sansevieria Laurentii on…
“Passionfruit implies the existence of indifferencevegetable”
Passion fruit seemingly implies the existence of other less-passionate food. "Passionfruit implies the existence of apathy fruit" was posted on X/Twitter by Sansevieria Laurentii on…
“Passports: When the government takes your right to travel and then sells it back to you”
"Passports: When the government takes your right to travel and then sells it back to you" (shown on an image by The Free Thought Project) was posted on Twitter by TrutherbotAnyone on June…
“Past performance is no guarantee of future results” (investment adage)
"Past performance is no guarantee of future results" is a disclaimer found on nearly every financial prospectus. "While past performance is, of course, no guarantee of future…
“Pasta chefs are worth every penne”
"Penne" (a type of pasta) can sound like "penny," and there are jokes about it being "worth every penne." "How did I enjoy my pasta dish? It was worth every…
“Pasta is worth every penne”
"Penne" (a type of pasta) can sound like "penny," and there are jokes about it being "worth every penne." "How did I enjoy my pasta dish? It was worth every…
“Pastrami implies the existence of presentrami and futurami”
"Pastrami" doesn't have anything to do with the past, but there are jokes. "Pastrami, presentrami, futurami.. like futurama, but not" was posted on X/Twitter by Peeteer on…
“Pastrami implies the existence of presentrami and futurerami”
"Pastrami" doesn't have anything to do with the past, but there are jokes. "Pastrami, presentrami, futurami.. like futurama, but not" was posted on X/Twitter by Peeteer on…
“Pastrami is known as presentrami when it’s made and futurerami when they plan on making it”
"Pastrami" doesn't have anything to do with the past, but there are jokes. "Pastrami, presentrami, futurami.. like futurama, but not" was posted on X/Twitter by Peeteer on…
“Pastranomy: the study of meats cured by moonlight”
"Pastranomi"/"Pastranomy"/"Pastronomi"/"Pastronomy"(pastrami + astronomy) is a jocular portmanteau term that has appeared in some jokes. "Pastronomi -…
“Patience is the ability to count down before blasting off”
"Patience is the ability to count down before you blast off" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Patience is the ability to count down before blasting off" was…
“Patience is the ability to count down before you blast off”
Entry in progress -- B.P. 20 June 2008, Townsville (Queensland) Bulletin, "Psyched Up" by Marie Bella, pg. 207:Borrowing the words from an unknown sage: "Patience is the ability to…