"Pastrami implies the existence of presentrami and…

“Pastrami” doesn’t have anything to do with the past, but there are jokes.

“Pastrami, presentrami, futurami.. like futurama, but not” was posted on X/Twitter by Peeteer on June 23, 2011. “Photo: Pastrami sandwich from 2nd ave deli #saliv8 #2ndavedeli #pastrami #presentrami #futurerami” was posted on X/Twitter by Best of Instagram on December 1, 2014. “I could eat cured beef everyday. Pastrami, presentrami, futurami” was posted on X/Twitter by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on March 24, 2016.

“Pastrami implies the existence of presentrami and futurami” was posted on X/Twitter by Nick Hurwitch on February 8, 2020. “the existence of pastrami implies that it was once presentrami, and before that, futurerami” was posted on X/Twitter by Samara “Trouble” Squidlarkin on April 4, 2020. “The existence of pastrami implies the existence of presentrami and futurerami” was posted on X/Twitter by “Moopsy wants them bones” on October 17, 2021. “FOOD FACT: pastrami is known as presentrami when it’s made and futurerami when they plan on making it” was posted on X/Twitter by Sid Menon Xtreme Legends on March 1, 2023.

Wikipedia: Pastrami
Pastrami (Romania: pastramă) is a food originating from Romania usually made from beef brisket. Later recipes use lamb, pork, chicken or turkey. The raw meat is brined, partially dried, seasoned with herbs and spices, then smoked and steamed. Like corned beef, pastrami was originally created as a way to preserve meat before the invention of refrigeration. One of the iconic meats of Eastern European cuisine as well as American Jewish cuisine and New York City cuisine, hot pastrami is typically served at delicatessen restaurants on sandwiches such as the pastrami on rye.

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Peeteer
@Peeteer
@ICUchris Pastrami, presentrami, futurami.. like futurama, but not >_>
1:28 PM · Jun 23, 2011

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Best of Instagram -
@instagrmNYC
Photo: Pastrami sandwich from 2nd ave deli #saliv8 #2ndavedeli #pastrami #presentrami #futurerami… http://tmblr.co/ZQq18m1Wy386Q
1:05 PM · Dec 1, 2014

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Hand Sammitizer
@FreeSammple
What do you call a pastrami burger you eat now?
Presentrami burger
7:56 PM · Oct 17, 2015 from Los Angeles, CA

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Andy Yates
@mrandyyates
...if pastrami was so good why haven’t they invented futurerami?....... #foodbust #advertising #failure #meatdoom
12:53 PM · Jan 5, 2016

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.(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)
@jakemix
I could eat cured beef everyday. Pastrami, presentrami, futurami.
1:00 AM · Mar 24, 2016

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brian
@stanquilizer
Pastrami, presentrami, futurerami
2:06 PM · Jan 14, 2018

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involuntaryorange
@involuntaryorng
tired: pastrami
wired: futurerami
11:42 PM · Jun 17, 2018

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Russell
@that_russell
3 favorite cold cuts in order:
1. Pastrami
2. Presentrami
3. Futurerami
5:37 PM · Jan 27, 2019

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Nick Hurwitch
@heWIZARD
Pastrami implies the existence of presentrami and futurami.
3:07 PM · Feb 8, 2020

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Samara “Trouble” Squidlarkin
@squidlarkin
🖤 the existence of pastrami implies that it was once presentrami, and before that, futurerami
1:58 AM · Apr 4, 2020

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Philosopher King, Oracle
@signalborder
pastrami implies the existence of futurerami
11:39 AM · Oct 25, 2020

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Immaterialist
@lenny_liebmann
Pastrami implies the existence of presentrami.
1:53 AM · Feb 4, 2021

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Thorny Devil
@HutchenceD
The existence of pastrami implies the existence of futureami
3:31 AM · Mar 11, 2021

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Corhar
@Corhar4
The existence of pastrami implies the existence of futurerami
3:13 PM · Aug 14, 2021

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Heymrmike 🇺🇦
@heymrmike
Pastrami implies the existence of futurami.
#philosophy #philology #semiotics #hermeneutics
1:39 AM · Aug 30, 2021

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Moopsy wants them bones
@Angellus4325
The existence of pastrami implies the existence of presentrami and futurerami. Unsure about where Rami Malek fits into all that, though.
11:29 AM · Oct 17, 2021

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cluedont
@cluedont
Pastrami implies the existence of futurami.
6:22 AM · Jan 21, 2022

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Cat Bastard Quinn
@QuinnCat13
Pastrami and the lesser known meats called presentrami and futurerami
1:56 AM · Apr 14, 2022

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Sid Menon Xtreme Legends
@BeamSplashX
FOOD FACT: pastrami is known as presentrami when it’s made and futurerami when they plan on making it
2:43 PM · Mar 1, 2023

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Early Beagle
@xtrataniejaja
Pastrami implies the existence of futurerami
1:32 PM · Jul 19, 2023
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Tom Little - WATCH MY SITCOM! (Link in bio)
@ThisIsTomLittle
Pastrami implies the existence of futurami. There you go. That’s a tweet.
11:19 AM · Aug 31, 2023

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garbage cock.
@lscrapl
the existence of pastrami implies the existence of
12:29 AM · Jan 18, 2024

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Computer Man
@JohnWordwise
Futurama, which contains pastrami?
12:42 AM · Jan 18, 2024

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mike☺︎ (jokebox hero)
@PhilipJFried
Presentami
12:45 AM · Jan 18, 2024