“Kombucha is just hipster Gatorade”
Kombucha has been compared to Gatorade. "#kombucha is hippie gatorade" was posted on Twitter by Tom Grappa on January 24, 2011. "kombucha is yuppie gatorade" was posted on…
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“Kombucha is just spicy soda”
Kombucha has been compared to soda. "kombucha is literally spicy soda" was posted on Twitter by @gowonflop on May 26, 2019. "How y'all ain't tell me Kombucha is just spicy…
“Kombucha is the IPA version of juice”
Kombucha has been compared to an IPA (India pale ale). "Kombucha- is that an IPA?" was posted on Twitter by David Lawrence on January 30, 2017. "kombucha is the new ipa!!! - i say 2…
“Krackel is a poor man’s Nestlé Crunch”
The chocolate bars Nestlé Crunch and Krackel (both introduced in 1938, with the Nestlé bar a few months earlier) have been compared to each other. "krackel is the poor man's crunch…
“Kraft Singles implies the existence of Kraft Couples”
Kraft Singles is a processed cheese product, containing wrapped slices. It does not have anything to do with marital status, but there are jokes. "Kraft Singles implies the existence of Kraft…
“Kraft Singles implies the existence of Kraft Marrieds”
Kraft Singles is a processed cheese product, containing wrapped slices. It does not have anything to do with marital status, but there are jokes. "Kraft Singles implies the existence of Kraft…
“l asked my friend why he gave up his career as a Farmer. He said he chose the wrong field”
People who choose a career choose a "field." This is usually not a literal field, but there are jokes. "So I asked my friend why he gave up his career as a Farmer. He said he chose…
“l’m at the age where if you text me at 10:17 PM….I’m texting you back at 5:12 AM”
"I'm at the age where if you text me after 9PM I'm texting back at 4:36 AM" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Older people go to sleep early. "I'm at…
“La Croix is fruit fart water”
La Croix Sparkling Water has many flavors, but some people describe them as just a "hint" or a "suggestion" or a "concept" of a flavor. La Croix has often been…
“La Croix tastes like a fruit farted in soda water”
La Croix Sparkling Water has many flavors, but some people describe them as just a "hint" or a "suggestion" or a "concept" of a flavor. La Croix has often been…
“La Croix tastes like a piece of fruit farted into sparkling water”
La Croix Sparkling Water has many flavors, but some people describe them as just a "hint" or a "suggestion" or a "concept" of a flavor. La Croix has often been…
“La Croix tastes like a piece of under-ripe fruit farted into carbonated water”
La Croix Sparkling Water has many flavors, but some people describe them as just a "hint" or a "suggestion" or a "concept" of a flavor. La Croix has often been…
“La Croix tastes like fruit farted in some seltzer water”
La Croix Sparkling Water has many flavors, but some people describe them as just a "hint" or a "suggestion" or a "concept" of a flavor. La Croix has often been…
“La Kalle” (Univision Radio)
"La Kalle" is the slang Spanish spelling of "la calle" (meaning "the street"). Several Spanish radio stations owned by Univision call themselves "La Kalle."…
“Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency for me”
"Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency for me" is a popular business saying that has been put on gift items such as posters and plaques, and that has appeared on…
“Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice”
A popular children's rhyme is: "Ladies and gentlemenTake my advice,Pull down your pantsAnd slide on the ice." The rhyme contains the word "ice" and is often told in the…
“Ladies and Germs” (comic introduction of “Ladies and Gentlemen”)
"Ladies and Germs" (for "Ladies and Gentlemen") is a joking way that a comedian might address an audience. "Ladies and Germs" has been cited in print insce at least…
“Ladies, don’t let a man who drinks Smirnoff abuse you. Talk to him, woman to woman”
"-Don’t let a Guy who drinks cider abuse you, just talk to him Woman to Woman😕🤷🤧"was posted on Facebook by Lwaneluthando Baba LJ Mavovo on August 9, 2018. "Ladies,…
“Ladies, don’t let a man who drinks boba tea raise his voice at you. You talk to him woman to woman”
"-Don’t let a Guy who drinks cider abuse you, just talk to him Woman to Woman😕🤷🤧"was posted on Facebook by Lwaneluthando Baba LJ Mavovo on August 9, 2018. "Ladies,…
“LADIES: Don’t let NO MAN who drinks ‘Twisted Tea’ raise his voice at you. You talk to him… woman to woman”
"-Don’t let a Guy who drinks cider abuse you, just talk to him Woman to Woman😕🤷🤧"was posted on Facebook by Lwaneluthando Baba LJ Mavovo on August 9, 2018. "Ladies,…