“If you eat it, you wear it”
"If you eat it, you wear it" is a modern update on "You are what you eat." For example, if you eat a donut, you might have to "wear it" when the fat goes to your hips.…
"If you eat it, you wear it" is a modern update on "You are what you eat." For example, if you eat a donut, you might have to "wear it" when the fat goes to your hips.…
There are "Lunchables" (trademarked in 1987), but no "Breakfastables" or "Dinnerables." However, the same company (Oscar Mayer) did trademark…
There are manicures and there are pedicures. There is manicotti, but there is no pedicotti. "How about mani/pedicotti?" was posted on Twitter by Pwincess Chawwotte ✨ on July 9, 2014.…
There are candies and sweets with names such as "Smarties" and "Dum Dums" and "AirHeads" and "Nerds." Do they cancel each other out? "Bought a bunch of…
"Taste buds taste bud. #weed" -- a seeming repetition of terms -- was posted on Twitter on November 5, 2012. "You smoke basic, my weed flavored, my taste buds taste bud" was…
"If you eat cake/cookies/donuts fast enough, your Fitbit will think you're jogging/walking" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "I heard if you eat fast…
"If you eat today, thank a farmer. If you eat in peace, thank a veteran" is a saying that has been printed on many images. “If you ate today, thank a farmer” is a saying from the…
"If you eat today, thank a farmer. If you eat in peace, thank a veteran" is a saying that has been printed on many images. “If you ate today, thank a farmer” is a saying from the…
Little Debbie snacks are addictive to many people. "If you eat too many Little Debbie cakes you gon turn into Big Debra" was posted on Twitter on November 11, 2011. "Eat too many…
A pretzel riddle was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on October 5, 2016: Q: If you eat too many salted pretzels on Halloween, what happens the next day?A: November thirst. "November thirst" is…
"Chorizontal" (chorizo + horizontal) is a food portmanteau word that has appeared in several jokes. "'What type of land are chorizo factories built on?'…
Many prisons serve chili. Some prison chili is quite good, such as the famous Dallas County Jail Chili (Texas Prison Chili). On the American comedy television program Most Extreme Elimination…
"If you educate a woman, you educate a family/nation" is a much-cited education adage that has been credited to many people. Catherine Esther Beecher (1800-1878), an American educator,…
"If you even dream of beating me, you'd better wake up and apologize" is a boxer's taunt that was popularized by Muhammad Ali (1942-2016). Ali said about competitor Joe Frazier…
"Communication is key" is a saying; it doesn't refer to an actual key that opens locks, but there are jokes. "If communication is the key...we are locked out" was posted on…
Paul F. Taylor submitted this champagne bottle joke to the Edinburgh Festival Fringe in 2009: "If you ever have trouble opening a bottle of champagne. My advice, hit it with a ship. I've…
"If you ever hear me order a decaf coffee, I've been kidnapped and I'm trying to signal you" is a jocular coffee saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was…
Politicians have been known to stretch the truth. "If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics" was written by American humorist Will Rogers (1879-1935) in his…
Politicians have been known to stretch the truth. "If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics" was written by American humorist Will Rogers (1879-1935) in his…
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