Many people put gum underneath school tables -- to the disgust of others who find it. A joke was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on August 25, 2017: "I hate chewing gum underneath school tables. I…
"I hate coffee -- it keeps me awake at work" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many gift items, such as T-shirts, caps and mugs. The saying -- a twist on "I hate coffee --…
"Draw the line" is an expression to describe the limit of what a person will tolerate. It usually doesn't involve actually drawing a line, but there are jokes. "Show your kid…
"I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally" (or "I don't discriminate. I hate everyone equally") is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was…
Does Adobe Flash have flash mobs associated with it? A joke was posted on Twitter on January 31, 2013: "I hate flash mobs. One mob actually busted my door down and forced me to update my…
Cashiers often check to see if money is fake. "I hate it when cashiers check to see if my money is fake. If I could counterfeit money, I wouldn't be at Dollar General/Dollar…
"I hate it when I eat the last bite but didn't notice it was the last bite, so I couldn't mentally prepare myself and get closure" is a jocular saying that has been printed on…
"I hate when I lose stuff at school like my pens, worksheets, & life ambitions" is a jocular anti-school saying that was posted on Twitter by Kendra allison on November 16, 2012.…
Many people intend to buy seedless grapes, but accidentally buy grapes with seeds. "I hate it when I mean to buy seedless grapes but instead I accidentally get...well you know...Oreos" is…
Some people try to buy organic vegetables, but buy regular vegetables by mistake. And then there are people who don't buy vegetables at all. "I hate it when I think I'm buying…
"I hate it when people act all intellectual and talk about Mozart while they've never even seen one of his paintings" is a joke that has been printed on many images. Wolfgang Amadeus…
A breakfast joke has been printed on many images: "I hate it when people pour my cereal.They don't know how much milk I like.They don't know how much cereal I want.They don't…
"I hate it when TV shows say they contain 'adult situations' but then don't show anyone going to work, paying their bills or cleaning up after their kids" is a saying that…
It's often assumed that players love to win (to get a reward), but often what motivates them is that they hate to lose (fear of pain). "I hate losing more than I love winning" was…
"I hate Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, and half of Fridays" -- basically, most of a regular work week -- is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on several images.…
"I hate my job, but it pays for my alcohol. And I need alcohol, because I hate my job" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "@Erroneous_Me: I hate my job, but it…
"I hate peer pressure and you should, too" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "I hate peer pressure...and you should too!" was posted on Reddit -- Jokes…
"I hate peer pressure and you should, too" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "I hate peer pressure...and you should too!" was posted on Reddit -- Jokes…
"I hate pending payments. Just take it already so I can start my healing process" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "I hate pending payments. Just take that shit…
"I hate pending payments. Just take it already so I can start my healing process" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "I hate pending payments. Just take that shit…