“I hate chewing gum underneath school tables. I wish I was comfortable enough to do it in public”

Many people put gum underneath school tables—to the disgust of others who find it. A joke was posted on Reddit—Jokes on August 25, 2017:
 
“I hate chewing gum underneath school tables. I wish I was comfortable enough to do it in public.”
     
 
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CharlieBoy808‏
@charlieboy808
alright… ppl if u stick ur chewing gum under a table… i hate u… so far i have scraped off about a lbs from 1 class room WTF?!
10:18 PM - 20 Mar 2009
 
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indie malik 😉‏
@zaynfacts_
I hate feeling chewing gum underneath my desk. \:
11:48 AM - 3 Oct 2011
 
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Stale Joke Central ツ‏
@WeAreSJC
I hate when I accidentally touch the chewing gum underneath my desk at school.
2:18 PM - 26 Feb 2012
 
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Ryan‏
@ryanotloh
I hate accidental touching a piece of chewing gum under the desk at school ewwwwww :(
12:20 PM - 18 Nov 2012
 
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charlotte‏
@charlotte_1829
I hate it when you accidentally touch chewing gum under a school desk -.-
3:58 PM - 10 Feb 2013
 
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Jen Latimer‏
@jenlatimer_
who ever stuck chewing gum under the table in my classroom just waiting for me to prod it innocently with my finger, i hate you.
9:17 AM - 24 Apr 2013
 
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freakshow‏
@freakshow911911
i hate finding chewing gum under school desks
4:45 PM - 19 Nov 2016
     
Reddit—Jokes
I hate chewing gum underneath school tables.
submitted August 25, 2017 by TommehBoi
I wish I was comfortable enough to do it in public.
 
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me‏
@not_actuallyme
I hate chewing gum underneath school tables. via /r/Jokes
7:54 PM - 24 Aug 2017