"Hackers need to step their game up and delete everyone's loans, bad credit and mortgages" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Hackers seems to delete…
"Had a dream I was at work. Woke up and called off... I ain't working twice!" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The joke is that the speaker sleeps at work.…
Beats by Dr. Dre is an audio product and not to be confused with beets, but there are jokes. " I really appreciate your Beets By Dre product, my salads are straight from the hood" was…
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic led many to isolate in their homes. Liquor stores were open and were deemed essential businesses. This was posted on Twitter by Randi Mayem Singer on March 31,…
What are the ingredients of the famous "son-of-a-bitch" stew? According to some sources, the ingredients are "hair, horns, and holler." The term is sometimes given as…
"Haircuts for New Yorkers" is, perhaps, not the most thrilling of hair salon slogans. Dramatics NYC has also used "Wash, Cut and Entertainment."…
Poison ivy vines appear "hairy" and "raggy." The rhyme "Hairy rope, don't be a dope" was cited in print in 1996 and "Hairy vine, no friend of mine" in…
"Hakuna Fermata. It means keep playing for the rest of your days" is a jocular music saying that has been printed on many images. "Hakuna matata" is Swahili for "no…
"Hakuna Ma'Coffee. It means no worries. I'll just drink coffee for the rest of the day" is a jocular wine saying that has been printed on many images. "Hakuna matata"…
"Hakuna Ma'Vodka. It means no memories for the rest of your day/night" is a jocular line that has been printed on T-shirts. "Hakuna matata" is Swahili for "no…
"Hakuna Mimosa. It means it's brunchtime"is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Hakuna matata" is Swahili for "no worries." The song…
"Hakuna Moscato. It means drink more wine" is a jocular wine saying that has been printed on many images. "Hakuna matata" is Swahili for "no worries." The song…
Hurricane Katrina of 2005 saw many Louisiana residents temporarily move to Texas. A popular Hurricane Katrina joke was: "Half of Louisiana is under water and the other half is under…
"Half the day, I wonder if it's too late for coffee. The other half, I wonder if it's too early for alcohol" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "I'll…
Entry in progress -- B.P. "Ninety percent of this game is half mental" is a saying that was popular in baseball in the 1970s. Wikipedia: Jim McKennyJames Claude "Howie" McKenny…
"Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is I don't know which half" is a classic statement on advertising, credited to both John Wanamaker (1838-1922) and Lord…
Hallmark Cards is the oldest and largest manufacturer of greeting cards in the United States. Hallmark has nothing to do with the Gospel of Mark (one of four New Testament gospels, along with…
What's the difference between cable television's Hallmark Channel and Lifetime? "Hallmark shows how to fall in love with men. Lifetime shows you how to kill them" is a jocular…
"Trick or treat!" is a popular Halloween shout. "Halloween apples!" (or "Any Halloween apples!") is another cry that has been popular in Canada, especially in the…
"Halloween calories don't count" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. However, everyone knows that calories from all that trick-or-treat candy certainly can add…