“Guns won’t fill the emptiness of your soul. You’ll also need ammo”
"Guns won't fill the emptiness of your soul. You'll also need ammo" is a pro-gun saying that has been printed on several images. "Guns won't fill the emptiness of your…
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“Gushers are just gummy ravioli”
Ravioli have been compared to Fruit Gushers because the ravioli envelope can squirt open when eaten. "'How you gonna not like Gushers. They're like candy ravioli.' -…
“Gushers are just sweet ravioli”
Ravioli have been compared to Fruit Gushers because the ravioli envelope can squirt open when eaten. "'How you gonna not like Gushers. They're like candy ravioli.' -…
“Guy about to invent soy sauce: ‘Sure wish I could drink salt’”
Soy sauce has been described by some people as like drinking salt. "Felt like I was drinking salt/soy sauce... *brrrrr...* =P" was posted on Twitter by YJ Tan on May 18, 2009.…
“Guys who cook will do that thing you like… They’ll make you food”
Many women like a man who knows how to cook. "Men who cook will do that thing you like..." was posted on Twitter by L.I.N.Ä on May 23, 2020. "Ladies, a man who likes to cook and…
“Guys who say women belong in the kitchen obviously don’t know what to do with them in the bedroom”
"Guys/Men/People who say women belong in the kitchen obviously don't know what to do with them in the bedroom" is a saying that has been printed on many images. There are many slight…
“Gvt. creates the crises so it can ‘rescue’ you with the loss of freedom”
"Government creates the crises so it can 'rescue' you with the loss of freedom" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "GOVT CREATES THE CRISES SO IT CAN…
“Gym hair, don’t care”
"Gym hair, don't care" is a jocular gym saying that has been printed on many images. The saying means that one's "gym hair" might be all over the place, but the…
“Gym update: Not there”
Some people post personal gym workout updates on social media. "Gym update: Not there" was cited on Twitter on January 2, 2014. The status update joke has been printed on T-shirts.…
“Gym? I thought you said gin”
"Gym? I thought you said gin" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "I thought you said Gin not Gym - ha! that said I’d go with Sun and Gin everytime…
“Gym? I thought you said gin”
"Gym? I thought you said gin" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "I thought you said Gin not Gym - ha! that said I’d go with Sun and Gin everytime…
“Gymnastics: Flying without wings” (gymnastics saying)
"Gymnastics: Flying without wings" has been a gymnastics saying since at least 2009. The authorship of the saying is not known. A similar gymnastics saying is "If you don't…
“Gyms are just tailors for birthday suits”
A gym has sometimes been called a tailor for a "birthday suit." " I'm 'bout to hit the gym and tailor my birthday suit" was posted on Twitter on May 12, 2010.…
“Gyms must remain open. The Constitution guarantees freedom of the press”
The 2020 COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic resulted in many gyms closing. ">gyms closed well well well look who cares about the freedom of the press now" was posted on Twitter by logical…
“Gyozas are just Japanese pierogies”
The Polish pierogi (plural, "pierogi" or "pierogis" or "pierogies") has been compared to the Japanese gyoza (plural, "gyoza" or "gyozas").…
“H2O is hot water, and CO2 is cold water”
"Define H2-O and CO-2. H2-O is hot water and CO-2 is cold water" (supposedly from a student exam paper) was printed in The Lamar Democrat (Vernon, AL) on November 9, 1932. "Coach:…
“Hack in black (robes)” (activist judge)
An activist judge has been called a "hack in black (robes)." The rhyme (perhaps) borrows from the AC/DC 1980 album Back in Black. The term "hack in black" has been used by both…
“Hacker: I have all your passwords. Me: OMG thank you, what are they?”
Passwords can be troublesome, as they are often forgotten or stolen. This joke was posted on Twitter by Adam Cerious on June 5, 2023: hacker: I have all your passwordsme: omg thank you, what are…
“Hackers need to step the fuck up and delete everyone’s loans and mortgages”
"Hackers need to step their game up and delete everyone's loans, bad credit and mortgages" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Hackers seems to delete…
“Hackers need to step the fuck up and delete everyone’s student loans”
"Hackers need to step their game up and delete everyone's loans, bad credit and mortgages" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Hackers seems to delete…