“First day of my levitation course today, and I went straight to the top of the class!”

Most people want to go to the top of the class, but academically, not literally. Of course, there’s a joke.
 
“funnyoneliners: First day of my levitation course today, and I went straight to the top of the class! RT @pauleggleston” was posted on Facebook by Twitter.com/NileshChheda on January 8, 2012. “First day of my levitation course today, and I went straight to the top of the class!” was posted on X/Twitter by Paul Eggleston on July 7, 2013.
 
   
Facebook
Twitter.com/NileshChheda
January 8, 2012 at 9:25 AM ·
funnyoneliners: First day of my levitation course today, and I went straight to the top of the class!
RT @pauleggleston
 
Facebook
Gordon Bathgate
January 10, 2013 at 3:38 PM ·
First day of my levitation course today, and I went straight to the top of the class.
 
X/Twitter
Paul Eggleston
@pauleggleston
First day of my levitation course today, and I went straight to the top of the class!
5:30 PM · Jul 7, 2013
 
X/Twitter
Paul Eggleston
@pauleggleston
First day of my levitation course today, and I went straight to the top of the class.
5:00 PM · Feb 20, 2015
 
X/Twitter
Pete Southcombe
@mr_pastry
First day of my levitation course today, and I went straight to the top of the class.
7:53 AM · Jul 14, 2015
   
X/Twitter
Jokes UK 🔞
@jokesuk
First day of my levitation course today…
I went straight to the top of the class!
7:26 AM · Jan 10, 2021
 
Bluesky
Paul Eggleston
‪@pauleggleston.bsky.social‬
First day of my levitation course today, and I went straight to the top of the class.
4:26 PM · May 14, 2025
 
X/Twitter
Robert Wilkinson
@robertwlk
It was the first day of my levitation course yesterday.
I went straight to the top of the class.
7:54 AM · Jul 10, 2026