“Evenings are for coffee and contemplation”
"Mornings are for coffee and contemplation" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Evenings are for coffee and contemplation" is a variation. In the American science…
Government/Law/Military/Religion /Health
“Ever be having a good day and then remember you have to make dinner”
"Ever be having a good day and then remember you have to make dinner" was posted on X/Twitter by Scarlett Longstreet on January 19, 2021. A good day for most people -- especially for…
“Ever bout to eat the second half of a sandwich and be like ‘part 2’?”
A sandwich is often cut in half, and people have several feelings about the second half of the sandwich. "The Second half of a sandwich is always the best piece" was posted on X/Twitter…
“Ever had a really long week and then realize it’s just Tuesday?”
"Ever had a really long week and then realize it's (just/only) Tuesday/Wednesday/Thursday?" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The saying often applies to…
“Ever had a really long week and then realize it’s only Tuesday?”
"Ever had a really long week and then realize it's (just/only) Tuesday/Wednesday/Thursday?" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The saying often applies to…
“Ever had a really long week and then realize it’s Tuesday?”
"Ever had a really long week and then realize it's (just/only) Tuesday/Wednesday/Thursday?" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The saying often applies to…
“Ever notice how some people talk louder when they drink? That’s why alcohol is listed by volume”
"Ever notice how some people talk louder when they drink? That's why alcohol content is listed by volume" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images. "ever…
“Ever notice that the first 10 seconds of a medical drug commercial is spent…”
"Ever notice that the first 10 seconds of a medical drug commercial is spent telling you what the drug is for and the rest basically daring you to take it?" is a saying that has been…
“Ever since I started a routine of jogging at midnight I have been running late”
The term "running late" means to be behind schedule. It doesn't mean to be actually running (jogging) at a late hour, but there are jokes. "Running late, like I'm jogging…
“Ever since I was a child I wanted to retire”
"Ever since I was a kid I knew I wanted to be retired" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images.The saying was posted on X/Twitter by Creeds Thoughts on December 12, 2024.…
“Ever since I was a kid I knew I wanted to be retired”
"Ever since I was a kid I knew I wanted to be retired" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images.The saying was posted on X/Twitter by Creeds Thoughts on December 12, 2024.…
“Ever since I was a young child I wanted to have my data collected and stored by a third party”
No one wants their data collected and stored by a third party, but people often agree to it as part of the usually unread "terms and conditions" on websites. "ever since I was a…
“Ever wonder how one little dog controls so many larger and stronger sheep? Fear”
"Have you ever wondered how just one little dog controls so many sheep? FEAR" (or "Ever wonder how one little dog controls so many larger and stronger sheep? FEAR") is a saying…
“Every adult needs a child to teach—it’s the way adults learn”
"Every adult needs a child to teach -- it's the way adults learn" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Every adult needs a child to teach -- it's the way…
“Every American commercial: ‘We know you’re depressed because society is collapsing, but have you tried gambling, fast food, or medication?’”
Television advertisements can help create addictions. "Every American commercial: 'We know you're depressed because society is collapsing, but have you tried gambling, fast food, or…
“Every bartender I’ve ever met is better at de-escalating conflict than the police”
The George Floyd protests in May and June 2020 were against police brutality and racism in policing. Some people contrasted the police with how bartenders handle disputes. "Every bartender…
“Every box of raisins is a tragic tale of grapes that could have been wine”
"Every box of raisins is a tragic tale of grapes that could have been wine" is a jocular saying about raisins that has been printed on many images. "every box of raisins is a tragic…
“Every bull market has a copper top”
"Every bull market has a copper top" means that a stock bull market also features a high price for copper. "Every bull market has a copper top" has been cited in print since at…
“Every calendar’s days are numbered”
"The calendar's days are numbered" is a jocular one-line saying that has been cited in print since at least 1899. "Every calendar's days are numbered" was included in…
“Every camera is hot and every mic is live” (broadcasting adage)
An unwritten rule of broadcasting is that every microphone is on and every camera is on. The rule applies to people working in the broadcasting industry and to people being interviewed (such as…