“Fudgitive—One who eats sweets secretly, without sharing”
"Fudgitive" (fudge + fugitive) is a portmanteau that has been used in some jokes. "The Fudgitive #oneletteroffmovies" was posted on Twitter by Terry Bull on October 24, 2009.…
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“Fueled by caffeine, sarcasm and inappropriate thoughts”
"I run entirely on caffeine and inappropriate thoughts" is a coffee saying that has been printed on any images. "Running solely on caffeine and inappropriate thoughts" was…
“Full of wind as a corn-eating horse”
"As full of wind as a corn-eatin' horse" has been on several Texas slang collections on the internet. The saying has been around since at least 1998. Texas TriflesFriday, March 19,…
“Fun City” nickname (1966)
New York's "Fun City" nickname was born in the first days of Mayor John Lindsay's administration in January 1966. There was a transit strike; after observing New York's…
“Fun Fact: Alcohol increases the size of the ‘send’ button by 89%”
"Fun Fact: Alcohol increases the size of the 'send' button by 89%" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. That is, people send more inappropriate texts,…
“Fun Fact: Drinking whiskey is still healthier than being dead”
"Crazy fact #274: Eating 3 pizzas a day is more healthy for you than being dead" and "Fact: Drinking beer every day is healthier for you than being dead" and "Fun Fact:…
“Fun fact: If you refill a wine glass before it’s empty, it still counts as one glass”
"Fun fact: If you refill a wine glass before it’s empty, it still counts as one glass" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship of the saying is unknown.…
“Fun Fact: There’s more time spent installing Adobe updates than the actual use of Adobe”
"Fun Fact: There’s more time spent installing Adobe updates than the actual use of Adobe" is a jocular one-line saying about a computer user's relationship with Adobe software.…
“Fun is like insurance — the older you get. the more it costs”
"Life Insurance...the older you get the more it costs" has been cited in life insurance advertisements since at least 1905. In March 1911, Frank McKinney "Kin" Hubbard…
“Funeral homes are a dying business”
"Funeral homes are a dying business" is an old joke in that industry. "A dying business. -Funeral business" was published in the Australian Financial Review in July 1982.…
“Funny don’t make money” (professional wrestling adage)
"Funny don't make money" is a professional wrestling adage that has been cited in print since at least 2009. The adage means that fans watch professional wrestling for the action,…
“Funny how all the people wanting socialism don’t really contribute much to society to begin with”
"funny how all the people that are for socialism don't really contribute much to society to begin with" was posted on X/Twitter by Tyler Vought on March 8, 2016. "FUNNY HOW ALL…
“Funny how they say we need to talk when they really mean you need to listen”
An employer sometimes pulls aside a problem employee with, "We need to talk." "Funny how they say we need to talk when they really mean you need to listen" is a one-line saying…
“Funny how we were all raised not to be peer pressured into taking experimental drugs, and now…”
"Funny how we were raised not to be peer pressured into taking experimental drugs and now we're being peer pressured into taking experimental drugs" is a saying that has been printed…
“Funny Name, Serious Sandwich” & “Just one sandwich…it’s that good!” (Schlotzsky’s slogans)
Schlotzsky's deli began with in south Austin in 1971 with just one sandwich -- "The Original," a version of the famous New Orleans muffuletta sandwich featuring three meats.…
“Fur coats are worn by beautiful animals and ugly people”
"Fur coats are worn by beautiful animals and ugly people" is an animal rights saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship of the saying is unknown, but it has been cited in…
“Futons are the sporks of the furniture world”
A futon (a sofa and a bed) has been compared to a spork (a spoon and a fork) -- something that tries to do two things and does neither well. "'To me, a futon (or hide-a-bed) is just the…
“FYI: wearing a mask with your nose sticking out is like wearing a condom with the tip cut off”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in some requirements to wear face masks. "FYI: wearing a mask with your nose sticking out is like wearing a condom with the tip cut off" is a…
“Gal reminds me of the highway between Fort Worth and Dallas. No curves.” (Foghorn Leghorn)
"Gal reminds me of the highway between Fort Worth and Dallas. No curves" is a saying by the cartoon rooster Foghorn J. Leghorn in the 1953 cartoon Of Rice and Hen. Foghorn Leghorn spoke…
“Galaxy Counters are a poor man’s Minstrels”
The candies Milk Duds (introduced in 1928), Maltesers (introduced in the United Kingdom in 1937), Whoppers (introduced in the United States in 1949), Revels (introduced in the United Kingdom in…