“Man works from sun to sun, but woman’s work is never done” is a popular saying from the 19th century. A jocular, male-oriented twist on the saying is: "They say a woman's work is…
"They say (beef) cows are bad for the environment, but all they do is eat plants & fart. Kinda like vegans/vegetarians" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images.…
"They say (beef) cows are bad for the environment, but all they do is eat plants & fart. Kinda like vegans/vegetarians" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images.…
“Choose a job you love and you will never have to work a day in your life” is an old saying. "They say do what you love and the money will follow" is the start of a joke that has been…
"Exercise gives you energy, but you need energy to exercise. Sounds like a pyramid scheme to me" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Exercise gives you energy…
"They say I have the best ass below 14th Street" is a saying that has been printed on several images. The song "Light My Candle" in the Jonathan Larson musical Rent (1996)…
Jesus was a carpenter, but he was not a member of the American vocal and instrumental duo The Carpenters. "RT @Satans_Thong: They say Jesus was a carpenter. I can't recall him singing on…
"Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer" is a famous saying from the film The Godfather Part II (1974). During the 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic, people were instructed to…
Marijuana is sometimes called a "gateway drug," leading to other things. Many people have pointed out that marijuana causes the munchies, so the only "gateway" is to the…
Money changes hands and attracts lots of bacteria. A joke is: "They say money has germs, but even a germ couldn't live on the money I make." The joke has been cited in print since at…
"Never go shopping when you're hungry" is a common saying. A humorous variation was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on December 6, 2016: "They say never go food shopping when…
"They say one glass of wine a day is good for you. They never said how many times to fill it" is a wine saying that has been printed on several images. "They say 1 glass of wine a…
"Politics makes strange bedfellows" was written by American novelist Charles Dudley Warner in 1870. Atlanta (GA) Constitution columnist Leo Aikman (1908-1978) wrote on November 20, 1968:…
The Looking Spoon posted the following in November 2013 as one of 20 essential conservative quotations: "They say Republicans are for the richDemocrats are for the poorIf they need more voters…
"Japanese guy convinced me that rice is good for my sex. I gotta stop eating minute rice. From now own am only eating long grain" is a joke that was posted on Twitter by Ðêrêk on…
"Japanese guy convinced me that rice is good for my sex. I gotta stop eating minute rice. From now own am only eating long grain" is a joke that was posted on Twitter by Ðêrêk on…
"They say the meaning of life can be found in a bottle of wine. I haven't found that bottle yet, but I'm enjoying the search" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many…
Many people believe that there is "safety in numbers." "Fifty million Frenchmen can't be wrong" was a popular song in 1927. English stand-up comedian Jimmy Carr has used…
Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin (1755-1826), in the book Physiologie du Gout (1825), wrote "Tell me what you eat, and I shall tell you what you are," often interpreted as "you are what…
"They say you are what you eat. I don't remember eating a big disappointment" is a self-deprecating joke. "'You are what you eat' I don't remember eating a big…