“They say the food you eat can affect your sex life. Some people need to stop eating minute rice”

“Japanese guy convinced me that rice is good for my sex. I gotta stop eating minute rice. From now own am only eating long grain” is a joke that was posted on Twitter by Ðêrêk on November 17, 2013. Minute Rice is a brand of instant rice that cooks quickly.
   
“They say the food you eat can affect your sex life… I have to stop eating Minute Rice” (shown on an image) was posted on Facebook by Tickle my Pickle on September 29, 2015. “They say you are what you eat and what you eat affects your sex life — I must stop eating Minute Rice. — Hagimoto” was posted on Medium on May 14, 2020. “They say the food you eat can affect your sex life. Some people need to stop eating minute rice” was posted on Twitter by Alison Nicolson-Rae on April 13, 2023. “They say the food you eat can affect your sex life. Some of y’all better stop eating minute rice” (shown on an image) was posted on Facebook by Carl Hunborgon April 13, 2023.
   
   
Wikipedia: Minute Rice
Minute Rice is a brand of instant rice that cooks quickly, as the rice is parboiled and then dried prior to packaging. It was the first quick-cooking convenience white rice product on the US market.
     
Twitter
Ðêrêk
@DerekSelvon
Japanese guy convinced me that rice is good for my sex. I gotta stop eating minute rice. From now own am only eating long grain.
3:35 PM · Nov 17, 2013
   
Facebook
Tickle my Pickle
September 29, 2015 at 10:57 AM ·
Jay pickle
(The following text is shown on an image.—ed.)
They say the food you eat
can affect your sex life…
I have to stop eating
Minute Rice.
 
Facebook
Delusional Reality
October 18, 2015 at 6:00 PM ·
Guys…. Please stop eating minute rice. Sincerely, every woman EVER!
~ Lucie ~
(The following text is shown on an image.—ed.)
They say the food you eat
can affect your sex life…
I have to stop eating
Minute Rice.
     
Twitter
Tim Stephens
@TimStephens_
They say the food you eat can effect your sex life. I’m giving up Minute Rice.
4:01 PM · Dec 12, 2015
 
Medium
Stephen Dalton
May 14, 2020
LIFE LESSONS FROM ONE-LINERS
Is Sexual Dysfunction Funny?
Only when it is someone else’s curse.
(...)
They say you are what you eat and what you eat affects your sex life — I must stop eating Minute Rice. — Hagimoto
   
Twitter   
Guardian USAF
@GuardianUSAF
Additionally, the report notes that you are what you eat and what you eat effects your sex life. It recommended that he should stop eating minute rice and start eating long grain rice.
6:27 PM · Dec 8, 2020
   
Twitter
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@NothingRllyMtrz
They say that your diet impacts your performance in bed.
I should probably stop eating minute rice.
7:07 PM · Apr 17, 2022
 
Twitter
Alison Nicolson-Rae
@Nicolsonraea
They say the food you eat can affect your sex life.
Some people need to stop eating minute rice.
8:33 PM · Apr 13, 2023
   
Facebook
Carl Hunborg
April 13, 2023 at 10:29 PM ·
(The following text is shown on an image.—ed.)
They say the food
you eat can affect
your sex life. Some of
y’all better stop
eating minute rice.
 
Facebook
More Crazy Stuff
April 14, 2023 at 8:00 AM ·
(The following text is shown on an image.—ed.)
They say the food
you eat can affect
your sex life. Some of
y’all better stop
eating minute rice.