“Tea is just seasoned water”
Both soup and tea have been called "seasoned water." "wtf is soup, its just seasoned water" was posted on Twitter by Amber on August 14, 2010. "Soup is seasoned water"…
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“Tea is liquid wisdom”
"Tea is liquid wisdom" is a saying that has been printed on many gift items, such as posters, tea cups and tea boxes. "Tea is liquid wisdom" has been cited in print since at…
“Tea or coffee?” / “Tea.” / “Wrong, it’s coffee.”
A joke has a flight attendant holding a pot, serving passengers and asking "Coffee of tea?" Flight attendant: "Coffee or tea?" Passenger: "Coffee." Flight attendant:…
“Tea or coffee?” / “Coffee.” / “Wrong, it’s tea.”
A joke has a flight attendant holding a pot, serving passengers and asking "Coffee of tea?" Flight attendant: "Coffee or tea?" Passenger: "Coffee." Flight attendant:…
“Tea parties are for little girls with imaginary friends”
"Tea parties are for little girls with imaginary friends" is an anti-tea party political saying that has been printed on many gift items, such as bumper stickers, hats and T-shirts. The…
“Teach 25 years, not one year 25 times” (teaching adage)
"Teach 25 years, not one year 25 times" is a teaching adage of unknown authorship. A teacher should learn something new each year, and this should be reflected in the lesson plan.…
“Teach a man to fish and he has to buy a boat and a truck”
“Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day; teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime" is a popular saying. There are many jocular variations. "Give a man a fish and you feed…
“Teach a man to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day”
PROVERB: “Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day; teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime." ANTI-PROVERB: "Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day; teach a man to…
“Teach a man to garden, and the whole neighborhood gets tomatoes”
"Teach a man/woman to garden, and the whole neighborhood gets tomatoes/zucchini" is a saying that has been printed on many images. “Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day; teach a…
“Teach a manta fish…” (joke)
A popular proverb is: "Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime.” "Teach a manta (ray) fish..." is an obvious joke.…
“Teach a women to garden, and the whole neighborhood gets zucchini”
"Teach a man/woman to garden, and the whole neighborhood gets tomatoes/zucchini" is a saying that has been printed on many images. “Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day; teach a…
“Teach your boys to be men before our enemies teach them to be women”
"Teach your boys to be men before the world teaches them to be women" (also "Teach your boys to be men before our enemies teach them to be women" and "Teach your boys to be…
“Teach your boys to be men before the world teaches them to be women”
"Teach your boys to be men before the world teaches them to be women" (also "Teach your boys to be men before our enemies teach them to be women" and "Teach your boys to be…
“Teach your boys to be men before their teachers teach them to be women”
"Teach your boys to be men before the world teaches them to be women" (also "Teach your boys to be men before our enemies teach them to be women" and "Teach your boys to be…
“Teach your children about taxes—eat 30% of their ice cream”
"Teach your children about taxes -- eat 30% of their ice cream" is a jocular saying that has been printed on ecards and posters. The joke was first told by American television host and…
“Teach, Love, Inspire”
"Leach, Love, Inspire" is a teaching saying that has been printed on many images. "So, now we as parents, with mixed emotions, hand over our prized possessions to a person we usually…
“Teacher—A person who helps you solve problems you’d never have without them”
"Teacher (noun) -- a person who helps you solve problems you'd never have without them" is a jocular definition that has been printed on posters. The definition first appeared on the…
“Teacher—The only job that makes you reconsider all future names for your children”
"Teacher -- The only job that makes you reconsider all future names for your children" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Teacher – The only job that makes…
“Teacher, teacher I declare I see someone’s underwear”
"Teacher, teacher" children's rhymes have existed since at least the first half of the 1900s. These were printed in The Journal of American Folk-lore in 1949: "Teacher, teacher,…
“Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn’t do?” (joke)
A popular school joke has been printed on several images: Student: Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn't do?Teacher: Of course not.Student: Good, because I didn't do my…