“Never underestimate the importance of being properly caffeinated”
"Never underestimate the importance of being properly caffeinated" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Have a #GoodMorning and a nice day [and... never…
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“Never underestimate the intelligence of your readers, but never overestimate their knowledge”
"Never underestimate the intelligence of your readers/viewers, but never overestimate their knowledge" is a popular media maxim. Readers/viewers are smart, but they might not have all the…
“Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups”
"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups" has been often credited to "unknown" or to comedian George Carlin (1937-2008), but the saying was used before…
“Never use a cloud-based phone. You’ll end up with mist calls”
A joke on cloud computing was posted on X/Twitter by LaughBreak: The Mediocre Joker on February 22, 2025: "Never use a cloud-based phone. You’ll end up with mist calls."…
“Never vote against an appropriation, and never vote for a tax increase”
U.S. President Harry S. Truman said in a 1950 news conference: "Don't you know that is the way a Congressman gets reelected? Never vote for a tax bill and never vote against an…
“Never walk the leadoff hitter” (baseball adage)
"Never walk the leadoff hitter/man" is an old baseball adage. You don't give the batter a free pass to first base -- rather, throw a strike and give the fielders an opportunity to…
“Never wear white after Labor Day” (fashion rule)
A fashion rule is that one should only wear white (or bright colors) during the summer -- from Memorial Day until Labor Day. It's not known when this "rule" began and many people do…
“Never work with children or animals” (show business adage)
"Never work with children or animals" is an old show business adage. Children and animals can behave unpredictably on the stage or movie set. Once the movie is made, the audience always…
“Never worry about who will be offended if you speak the truth….”
"Never worry about who will be offended if you speak the truth. Worry about who will be misled, deceived, and destroyed if you don’t" is a saying that has been printed on many images.…
“Never wrestle with a pig—you get dirty and the pig likes it”
"Never wrestle with a pig -- you get dirty and the pig likes it" has been said to be Abraham Lincoln-esque, but there is no record that Lincoln said anything like it. The saying has been…
“New dieting tip! Just fill up your car’s fuel tank and you won’t be able to afford groceries”
"New dieting tip! just fill up your car's fuel tank and you won't be able to afford groceries! good luck!!!! was posted on Twitter by KD on March 27, 2013. In March 2022, gas prices…
“New Driver—I brake for no reason” (bumper sticker)
"CAUTION: I brake for no apparent reason" (or "WARNING: I brake for no apparent reason") is a bumper sticker saying that has been printed on many images. "New Driver -- I…
“New Orleans—Boosters for the Space Age” (New Orleans slogan)
The city of New Orleans, Louisiana, attempted in 1962 to enhance its role in space exploration, similar to Houston, Texas (called "Space City") and Huntsville, Alabama (called…
“New password must contain one uppercase letter, one lowercase letter, eye of newt, a phoenix feather, one special character and the root of a hemlock”
New passwords sometimes have strange requirements. Thus was posted on X/Twitter by Midge on September 6, 2024: "new password must contain one uppercase letter, one lowercase letter, eye of…
“New research suggests drinking coffee in the morning helps others live longer”
"New research suggests drinking coffee in the morning helps others live longer" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "New research suggests drinking coffee in…
“New restaurant opening in town called The Manhattan Project. It’s a fusion restaurant”
Fusion cuisine has nothing to do with nuclear fusion, but there are jokes. "My wife and I's friend booked us a table at a restaurant called The Manhattan Project and I'M the bad guy…
“New rule: If I order my food standing up, I am not tipping”
"New rule: If I order my food standing up, I am not tipping" is a saying that has been printed on several images. That is, there is no waiter or waitress bringing food to the table.…
“New Rule: You’re not allowed to work longer than the number of hours you slept the night before”
A new work rule was proposed on Twitter by Jack's Dad on March 25, 2019: "New rule: You're not allowed to work longer than the number of hours you slept the night before. Who's…
“New walk of shame: Walking back to your car because you forgot your mask”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in many requirements to wear face masks. Many people left their cars, deep in some thoughts --and forgetting their masks. "New walk of shame:…
“New Year resolution going well, no chocolate. Not even thinking about it. Not even in my vocadbury”
"is struggling to remove the word chocolate from his voCadbury" was posted on Twitter by Colin G. Hill on July 23, 2009. "Vocadbury" is a jocular portmanteau word from…