“You’re never too old to beg for free candy” (Halloween saying)
Are some people to old to go out trick-or-treating on Halloween? "You're never too old to beg for free candy" is a saying that has been printed on many images.…
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“You’re never too old to learn something stupid”
"You're never too old to learn something stupid" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many images. Brooklyn humorist Sam Levenson (1911-1980) used the line since at…
“You’re never too old to play in the leaves”
"You're never too old to play in the leaves" is an autumn saying that has been printed on several images. "You’re never too old to play in the leaves!" was printed on a…
“You’re never too old to say ‘cows’ when you drive past some cows”
Many people can't drive past cows without saying "cows" or "moo." "You're never too old to say 'cows' when you drive past some cows" was posted on…
“You’re never too old to say ‘horses’ when you drive past some horses”
Many people can't drive past horses without pointing it out to others in the car. "idc how old you are if you drive past horses you're going to say 'horsies'" was…
“You’re never too old to say ‘moo’ when you drive past some cows”
Many people can't drive past cows without saying "cows" or "moo." "You're never too old to say 'cows' when you drive past some cows" was posted on…
“You’re not a civil-rights hero if you’re begging the State to take freedoms away”
"You're not a civil-rights hero if you're begging the State to take freedoms away" (shown on an image) was posted on Twitter by Trent Steele, Liberty Dad on April 9, 2023. The…
“You’re not a firework. Don’t drive lit”
"You're not a firework. Don't drive lit" is a safe driving slogan that has been printed on many images. The saying is popular around July 4th (when fireworks are popular).…
“You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on”
"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on" is a jocular line that dates to at least the early 1800s. "No man could be called drunk, so long as he could…
“You’re not lactose intolerant. You’re just not a baby cow”
"You're not lactose intolerant. You're just not a baby cow" is a vegan saying that has been printed on many images. That is, only baby cows should be drinking a cow's milk.…
“You’re not old until the local ‘oldies’ station is playing your high school songs”
"That moment when the music you listened to in high school is being played on the 'oldies' station" is a saying that has been printed on many images. This saying originated from…
“You’re not the boss of me. My cat is”
"You're not the boss of me. My dog is" has been printed on many images, and "You're not the boss of me. My cat is" has also been printed on many images. It often seems…
“You’re not the boss of me. You’re not my cat”
"You're not the boss of me. My dog is" has been printed on many images, and "You're not the boss of me. My cat is" has also been printed on many images. It often seems…
“You’re not the boss of me. You’re not my dog”
"You're not the boss of me. My dog is" has been printed on many images, and "You're not the boss of me. My cat is" has also been printed on many images. It often seems…
“You’re only as good as your last trade” (Wall Street adage)
"You're only as good as your last trade" is an old adage for traders on Wall Street, cited in print since at least 1987. It's another version of the saying, "What have you…
“You’re only as good as your second serve” (tennis adage)
"You're only as good as your second serve" is a popular tennis adage. There are two chances for a player to get a serve into the proper court; a player often tries a hard serve the…
“You’re only as strong as the drinks you mix, the tables you dance on & the friends you party with”
"You're only as strong as the drinks you mix, the tables you dance on and the friends you party/roll with" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Your only as strong…
“You’re only one workout away from a good mood”
"You're only one workout away from a good mood" is a saying that has been printed on many gift items, such as T-shirts and posters. Valerie Walters, a Los Angeles personal trainer to…
“You’re redneck if entertainment is a bug zapper and a six-pack”
A popular redneck joke is: "You might be a redneck if......you consider a six-pack and a bug zapper to be quality entertainment." American stand-up comedian Jeff Foxworthy wrote a book of…
“You’re so dumb, you think Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company” (joke)
An old joke tells of a person who is so dumb (or stupid) that he or she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company. "And if you believe that, you probably also think Taco Bell is a Mexican…