A school riddle is: Q: What school do you have to drop out to graduate from?A: Parachute school. The joke has been cited in print since at least 1972. Google BooksAugust 1972, Boys' Life,…
Do knapsacks take naps? A jocular "daffynition" (daffy + definition) was cited in 1943: "Knapsack: a sleeping bag." A school riddle has been cited in print since at least 2007:…
A programmer joke about "http" and "https" is: Q: What screams "I'm insecure?"A: HTTP. The joke was posted on Reddit -- AskReddit on September 8, 2015. Wikipedia:…
"Mussels" are not the same as "muscles," but there are jokes. "u want steamed mussels...come to the sauna wit me" was posted on Twitter by Greg Davis on October 11,…
A seasonal riddle is: Q: What season is it when you are on a trampoline? A: Springtime. The riddle has been cited in print since at least 1976. Google BooksBiggest Riddle Book in the WorldJoseph…
A seasonal riddle is: Q: What season is it when you are on a trampoline? A: Springtime. The riddle has been cited in print since at least 1976. Google BooksBiggest Riddle Book in the WorldJoseph…
"What seems to be the problem, officer?" is what a driver might ask whose vehicle is being pulled over to the side of the road by the police. "What seems to be the officer,…
This editorial cartoon by cartoonist Rob Rogers was published in the Pittsburgh (PA) Post-Gazette on April 25, 2014: Poll-taker: WHAT SHOULD WE DO WITH PEOPLE WHO RELY ON GOVERNMENT HANDOUTS BUT…
This editorial cartoon by cartoonist Rob Rogers was published in the Pittsburgh (PA) Post-Gazette on April 25, 2014: Poll-taker: WHAT SHOULD WE DO WITH PEOPLE WHO RELY ON GOVERNMENT HANDOUTS BUT…
Entry in progress -- BP Wikipedia: Dim sumDim sum (traditional Chinese: 點心; simplified Chinese: 点心; pinyin: diǎnxīn; Cantonese Yale: dímsām) is a large range of small dishes that…
A popular riddle about the Statue of Liberty is: Q: What should you say when the Statue of Liberty sneezes?A: God bless America. The joke has been cited in print since at least 1986. Wikipedia:…
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in some requirements to wear face masks. Masking tape is not necessarily just for face masks, but there are jokes. "If I tear my mask, can I use…
A "What smells best?" riddle involved a perfume shop in 1934: Q: What smells best in a perfume shop?A: Your nose. The "What smells best?" riddle involved a bakery in 1947: Q:…
"Fritos" (a brand of corn chips) shouldn't be confused with "free toes," but there are jokes. "Cannibals never turn down Fritos" was posted on Twitter by Junction…
A hamburger riddle is: Q: What song do burgers sing on the job?A: Gristle While You Work! The joke has been cited in print since at least 2007. Wikipedia: Whistle While You Work"Whistle While…
A rodeo riddle was posted on X/Twitter by Puns AndOneliners on May 27, 2018: Q: What sort of dinosaur takes part in rodeos? A: A bronco-saurus. Wikipedia: Brontosaurus Brontosaurus…
There aren't many jokes about parsnips, but there is a pun: Q: What sort of vegetable can your father make with scissors?A: Pa snips. The joke has been cited in print since 2008. Pun of the…
A popular Thanksgiving riddle is: Q: What sound does a turkey's cell phone make?A: WING WING!! The riddle has been cited in print since at least 2006. Brownielocks -- Thanksgiving Riddles and…
An egg riddle (popular at Easter) is: Q: What sport are eggs good at?A: Running. The joke has been cited in print since at least 2010. Its All HumorWednesday, March 31, 2010Easter egg jokes(...)Q.…
An egg riddle (popular at Easter) is: Q: What sport are eggs good at?A: Running. The joke has been cited in print since at least 2010. Its All HumorWednesday, March 31, 2010Easter egg jokes(...)Q.…