"Unattended children will be given an energy drink and taught to swear" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Sign at Burley Oak brewery: Unattended children…
"Unattended children will be given an espresso and a puppy" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many signs. “Unattended children will be given two shots of espresso and a free…
"Unattended children will be given espresso and a free kitten" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many signs. "All Unattended Children Will Be Given a Free Kitten" was…
"Uncork and unwind" is a wine saying that has been printed on many images. "Uncork" refers to the wine bottle; "unwind" refers to the wine drinker. "Uncork and…
Various foods have been described as "dry ravioli" (that is, pocket-like and without sauce). “Pop-Tarts are breakfast ravioli” is a frequent saying. "poptarts are just large…
Both Poland and Russia claim this capitalism/communism joke in 1958. From Journey to Poland and Yugoslavia (1958) by John Kenneth Galbreath: "Do you know the difference between capitalism and…
"Under Communism, I'd be starving too much to have tits this big" (women's T-shirt saying) is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Under communism…
A deal or a payment made "under the table" is one made secretly or covertly. The phrase "under the table" might come from card playing and gambling, but some liquor during…
"A rare treat" doesn't usually refer to the cooking degree of meat, but there are jokes. "@mycroft33 actually, an undercooked steak is a rare treat" was posted on Twitter…
“Dominance and submission” or “dom/sub” doesn't mean that for every "subway" there must exist also a "domway," but there are jokes. Some jokes involve the…
Some businesses believe that it is best to "under-promise and over-deliver." For example, a business might believe that something can be delivered on Thursday, but the company will tell…
"Understand paranoid people better by following them around" (or "To understand paranoid people better, follow them around") is a jocular saying that has been printed on many…
"Understanding biology is not a phobia" is a saying that has been printed on several images. The saying means that recognizing someone's biological sex is not…
The two terms that are said to open doors for people are usually "please" and "thank you." According to a joke printed on many images, however, the two words that will literally…
"Unexpected money is NOT about to hit your bank account. Stop sharing that BS/nonsense/shit and go to work" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Unexpected Money About…
"Unexpected money is NOT about to hit your bank account. Stop sharing that BS/nonsense/shit and go to work" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Unexpected Money About…
"Unexpected money is NOT about to hit your bank account. Stop sharing that BS/nonsense/shit and go to work" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Unexpected Money About…
"Unexpected side effect of Taco Tuesday? Wet Fart Wednesday" is a jocular saying that has been printed on ecards. "G'moan all! I heard it's Wet-Fart-Wednesday so be careful…
A joke has it that maybe the unfollowers on social media have the right idea. "Unfollowers whered you go take me with youuuu! 😟" was posted on X/Twitter by emily on April 2, 2013.…
A joke has it that maybe the unfollowers on social media have the right idea. "Unfollowers whered you go take me with youuuu! 😟" was posted on X/Twitter by emily on April 2, 2013.…