“Unicorn (noun)—A single piece of corn”
The fictional "unicorn" animal is not "a single piece of corn," but the joke has been printed on many images. "So is a unicorn like one single piece of corn?" was…
Art/Sculpture
“Unions, because it’s VERY unlikely three spirits will appear and scare your boss”
"Unions, because it’s VERY unlikely three spirits will appear and scare your boss into doing the right thing" was posted on Twitter by IATSE // #IASolidarity on December 25, 2020, and…
“Unions… because the chance of 3 ghosts visiting your boss to make him do the right thing is slim”
"Unions, because it’s VERY unlikely three spirits will appear and scare your boss into doing the right thing" was posted on Twitter by IATSE // #IASolidarity on December 25, 2020, and…
“Uniscuit, Biscuit, Triscuit, Quadscuit”
"Biscuit" and "Triscuit" exist, but there is no "uniscuit" (or "monoscuit"). "Quadscuit" (or "Quadriscuit") has been suggested to follow…
“United States of America: You mean Texas and its 49 bitches”
"United States of America: You mean Texas and its 49 bitches" (or "America: Texas and 49 bitches") is a Texas saying that has been printed on many images. The "49…
“United States of America? You mean the Federal Reserve and its 50 bitches”
Some people believe that the Federal Reserve bank owns the United States, and that the fifty states are its "bitches." "United States of America? You mean the Federal Reserve and…
“University is just like being unemployed, but your parents are proud of you”
Is going to school like being unemployed? "Being a student at university is just like being unemployed, except your parents are actually proud of you for it" was posted on Twitter by…
“University priorities: football for alumni, parking for faculty, sex for students”
Dr. Clark Kerr (1911-2003), the president of the University of California, told the new president of the University of Washington, as reported in a newspaper on November 19, 1958: ""There…
“Unless life also hands you water and sugar, your lemonade’s going to suck”
The phrase “to hand someone a lemon” (i.e., something defective) dates to at least 1906. The phrase “If life hands/deals/gives you lemons, make lemonade” (i.e., make the best of a bad…
“Unless ur kid is selling Don Julio, get that fundraiser book out my face”
"Unless your kid's fundraiser is selling bottles of liquor, I want no part of it" is a saying that has been printed on many images. There have been many variations of the saying.…
“Unless you are a pizza, the answer is yes, I can live without you”
"Unless you are a pizza, the answer is yes, I can live without you" is a jocular one-line pizza saying that has been printed on several images. "Unless you're a pizza then…
“Unless you fell off the treadmill and smacked your face, no one wants to hear about your workout”
"Unless you fell off the treadmill and smacked your face, no one wants to hear about your workout" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many ecards. The saying was posted…
“Unless you puke, faint or die, keep going”
"Unless you puke, faint or die, keep going" is a saying that has been printed on many posters. The line was said by personal trainer Jillian Michaels on NBC's reality show The…
“Unless you put the word beer in front of it, don’t ask me if I want to go for a run”
Some people won't go for a run unless it's a beer run. "Unless you put the word beer in front of it, don’t ask me if I want to go for a run" is a beer saying that has been…
“Unless you put the word beer in front of it, don’t ask me if I want to go for a run”
Some people won't go for a run unless it's a beer run. "Unless you put the word beer in front of it, don’t ask me if I want to go for a run" is a beer saying that has been…
“Unless you’re kid’s fundraiser is selling bacon, I’m not really interested”
"Unless your kid's fundraiser is selling bottles of liquor, I want no part of it" is a saying that has been printed on many images. There have been many variations of the saying.…
“Unless you’re music, I don’t wanna listen to you in the morning”
"Unless you're music, I don't want to listen to you in the morning" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Many people want music -- not stress -- in the morning.…
“Unless you’re music, I don’t want to listen to you in the morning”
"Unless you're music, I don't want to listen to you in the morning" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Many people want music -- not stress -- in the morning.…
“Unless your kid is selling Crown Royal, get that fundraiser book out my face”
"Unless your kid's fundraiser is selling bottles of liquor, I want no part of it" is a saying that has been printed on many images. There have been many variations of the saying.…
“Unless your kid is selling hot wings, get that fundraiser book outta my face”
"Unless your kid's fundraiser is selling bottles of liquor, I want no part of it" is a saying that has been printed on many images. There have been many variations of the saying.…