“Breadsticks imply the existence of breadtrees”
Do sticks always imply the existence of trees? "The existence of bread sticks implies the existence of bread trees" was posted on Twitter by GlitchCat7 on August 24, 2018. "the…
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“Break a leg!” (theatrical saying, meaning “good luck”)
It's often considered, in the theater and elsewhere, to be bad luck to wish someone "good luck." Instead, some people say, "Break a leg!" This appears to be from the German…
“Break up the Yankees!”
"Break up the Yankees!" was the public cry against the 1920s Babe Ruth Yankee teams that almost always won. 10 July 1927, Chicago Daily Tribune, pg. A4:The well wishers would have the…
“Breakdance is the most important dance of the day”
"Breakdancing" has nothing do to with "breakfast" (often called "the most important meal of the day"), but there are jokes. "Breakdance is the most important…
“Breakfast Anytime” (”...so I ordered French toast in the Renaissance”)
The Waffle House and IHOP (International House of Pancakes) have been serving breakfast all day ("breakfast anytime") since the 1950s. Jack in the Box has served breakfast all day since…
“Breakfast burritos are the most important burritos of the day”
Breakfast is often called "the most important meal of the day." Many people have breakfast burritos. "I believe the breakfast burrito is the most important burrito of the day"…
“Breakfast cereal is just pet food for children”
Cereal has been described as "pet food for humans/people." "I just realised. Breakfast cereal is pet food for humans" was posted on Twitter by Jon Gomm on September 17, 2011.…
“Breakfast cereal is pet food for humans”
Cereal has been described as "pet food for humans/people." "I just realised. Breakfast cereal is pet food for humans" was posted on Twitter by Jon Gomm on September 17, 2011.…
“Breakfast in London, lunch in New York, baggage in Buenos Aires” (airline joke)
The age of air travel making possible "breakfast in London and lunch in New York" was thought of as early as 1919. "You can have breakfast in London, lunch in New York and…
“Breakfast is the best alarm”
"The smell of grandmas breakfast is the best alarm clock" was posted on Twitter by KB on June 27, 2009. "The smell of breakfast is the best alarm clock :)" was posted on Twitter…
“Breakfast is the most important gin absorber of the day”
Breakfast is often called "the most important meal of the day." Many people drink alcohol the night before, making breakfast even more important. "RT @JimmerThatisAll: Breakfast is…
“Breakfast is the most important meal of the day”
"Breakfast is the most important meal of the day" is a common saying. Breakfast is the first meal of the day, providing fuel for the day's activities. The saying appears to have been…
“Breakfast pizza is the most important meal of the day”
"Breakfast is the most important meal of the day" is an old saying. "Pizza is the most important meal of the day" is a popular variation. "'Pizza is the most important…
“Breakfast tacos are the most important meal of the day”
"Breakfast is the most important meal of the day" is a popular saying. "Breakfast tacos are the most important meal of the day" is a taco variation. "ACL (Austin City…
“Breakfast was such a great invention. I know you hate waking up and existing but what if we added… hashbrowns”
Many people love hashbrowns and believe that a breakfast with hashbrowns is worth waking up for. This was posted on X/Twitter by madimoiselle ♡ on August 31, 2021, and it received over 900 likes:…
“Breaking News: With the current extreme cold temperatures, all Walmart customers are urged to wear two pairs of pajamas”
Many people shop at Walmart (a department store chain) wearing pajamas. "It's so cold that Walmart has recommended customers wear multiple layers of pajamas today" is a jocular…
“Breathing first, winning next”
"Breathing first, winning next" is a philosophy attributed to New York Yankees owner George Steinbrenner (1930-2010). In May 2004, Steinbrenner told Parade Magazine, ""Winning…
“Breed the best to the best and hope for the best” (horse racing adage)
"Breed the best to the best and hope for the best" is an old horse racing adage regarding breeding. "As the first and most potent principle of breeding is to breed the best to the…
“Brew. Enjoy. Empty. Repeat” (“beer” backronym)
"Brew. Enjoy. Empty. Repeat" is a "beer" backronym (back acronym) that has been printed on many images. "Are you a good H.O.S.T.? (Helping Others Stay Tipsy) Do you like…
“Bricks are domesticated rocks”
Some homes are made of brick, so does that mean that brick is domesticated? "A brick is a domesticated rock" was posted on Twitter by Julie Resigned on November 3, 2013. "Bricks are…