"Bought a chicken to make sandwiches. It doesn't. It shits on the floor" is a jocular saying (with several slight variations) that has been printed on many images. It's at first…
"Bought a chicken to make sandwiches. It doesn't. It shits on the floor" is a jocular saying (with several slight variations) that has been printed on many images. It's at first…
"Bought a chicken to make sandwiches. It doesn't. It shits on the floor" is a jocular saying (with several slight variations) that has been printed on many images. It's at first…
To "make every second count" does not mean to "make every second Count Dracula," but there are jokes. "Bought a Dracula themed clock. Every second Count" was posted on…
"Crème brûlée" is a rich custard dessert. "Blu-ray" is a digital optical disc data storage format. The two sometimes get confused. "This dessert is much better in…
A pedometer measures the wearer's steps. "Bought a pedometer the other day, it came with step by step instructions" is a jocular saying that was posted on Twitter by Chris…
"Beer/ Bourbon/ Gin and Tonic/ Tequila/ Whiskey -- magic (brown) water for fun people" are sayings that have been printed on many images. "Bourbon Magic Brown Water for Fun…
"Alcohol/ Beer/ Bourbon/ Coffee/ Gin/ Liquor/ Red wine/ Tequila/ Vodka/ Wine (noun): The glue holding this shitshow together" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The various…
Lettuce has been recalled for E-coli. "Bourbon/Vodka/Whiskey/Wine has never been recalled for E-coli" has been printed on many images. "Wild Turkey Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey…
"Water is just beer/bourbon/coffee/tea/whiskey that hasn't reached its full potential" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "{Life Says} Water is just beer…
"Bourbon: Making ice taste better since 1783" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "#Bourbon… making ice taste better since 1783. #whiskey" was posted on…
The song "Bowery Gals" is usually called "Buffalo Gals." The song has had many different names. The following lyrics are "can't/won't you come out tonight and…
"Bowling is the ideal sport. It’s basically an hour of drinking beer occasionally interrupted by six seconds of exercise" is a bowling saying that has been printed on several images.…
"Bowling is definitely the most positive thing that happens in an alley" was posted on Twitter by American stand-up comedian and actor Mark Normand on November 8, 2019. Alleys have a…
Bowling alleys usually require bowling shoes to be worn. The infrequent bowler usually rents shoes from the alley. Other non-bowling shoes can damage the alley, or cause the bowler to slip and…
Boxed wine has been described as an adult Capri Sun. "Boxed wine is the capri-suns for adults" was posted on Twitter by Mac Conover on August 8, 2009. "Box Wine is an Adult Capri…
Boxed wine has been described as an adult Capri Sun. "Boxed wine is the capri-suns for adults" was posted on Twitter by Mac Conover on August 8, 2009. "Box Wine is an Adult Capri…
"Did you hear about the boxing match between the rabbit and the hedgehog? The hedgehog won on points" is a pun that was posted on Twitter by C. Joke on January 10, 2010. The hedgehog has…
"Boxing is a lot of white men watching two black men beat each other up" is a quotation that has been attributed to American boxer Muhammad Ali (1942-2016). The quoation has been cited in…
Boxing is sometimes called a violent ballet. Dr. Michael Dinoff, a professor of psychology at the University of Alabama, said in 1978: "To me, boxing is like a ballet, with opponents…