“Always pre-heat the oven before putting the meat in”
"Always pre-heat the oven before putting the meat in" or ("Always preheat the oven before you put the meat in") is a sexual innuendo-filled cooking saying that has been printed…
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“Always preheat the oven before you put the meat in”
"Always pre-heat the oven before putting the meat in" or ("Always preheat the oven before you put the meat in") is a sexual innuendo-filled cooking saying that has been printed…
“Always Real, Always Harlem” (Coca-Cola slogan)
"Always Real" has been a Coca-Cola slogan since 1993. "Always Real, Always Harlem" has been a Coca-Cola advertisement on some Harlem stores since at least 2004. flickrALWAYS…
“Always remember, the first four letters in ‘butter’ is where it’s gonna go”
"Remember: the first four letters in butter is where its gonna go:)" was posted on Twitter by Bellα Carinα on January 28, 2011. "Remember: The first four letters in BUTTER is where…
“Always together, never apart, maybe in distance but never in heart”
"Together forever, never apart, maybe in distance (but) never in heart" (also "Always together, never apart, maybe in distance but never in heart" and "True friends are…
“Always writing my name in cursive is my signature move”
A "signature move" (one's style) doesn't usually involve one's signature, but there are jokes. "Writing my name in cursive is my signature move" was posted on…
“Am I getting older or has the supermarket begun playing great music”
"Am I getting older or is the supermarket playing great music" is humorous saying that has been printed on many images. Supermarket music is aimed to please its customers -- usually…
“Am I getting older or is the supermarket playing great music”
"Am I getting older or is the supermarket playing great music" is humorous saying that has been printed on many images. Supermarket music is aimed to please its customers -- usually…
“Am I going to put the Christmas tree up myself? No, I’m going to put it up in the living room!”
A somewhat NSFW Christmas tree joke was posted on Twitter by Andy L Smith on December 18, 2009: "I bought a Christmas tree today The girl in the shop asked if I was going to put it up myself I…
“Am I perfect? No. But am I trying to be a better person? Also no”
"Am I perfect? No. But am I trying to be a better person? Also no" is a jocular and all-too-realistic saying that has been printed on many images. "Am I a good person? No. But am I…
“Am I supposed to ask for followers? Asking for a friend”
"Asking for a friend" usually means that the question is being asked for someone else. In social media, it could also mean that the speaker is literally "asking for a friend"…
“Amateurs manage money by taking risk; professionals manage risk by taking money”
“Amateurs manage money by taking risk; professionals manage risk by taking money" is a saying that's been cited in print since at least 2007 and is of unknown origin. "Strat"…
“Amateurs open the market, but professionals close it” (Wall Street adage)
"Amateurs open the market, but professionals close it" is a stock market adage that's been cited in print since at least 1993. Amateurs submit their trading orders in the morning…
“Amateurs talk strategy. Professionals talk logistics”
"Amateurs talk (about) strategy. Professionals talk (about) logistics" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Amateurs talk about strategy and tactics. Professionals talk…
“Amateurs teach amateurs to be amateurs”
"Amateurs teach amateurs to be amateurs" is a saying about a lack of professionalism. American film and theatre actor Charles Coburn (1877-1961) worried that actors were being taught by…
“Amazon fire, Apple air, Google earth—now it’s time for Microsoft water”
There are internet products named after the elements, such as Amazon Fire, Apple Air and Google Earth. Many people have wondered about a possible Microsoft Water. "Why not go all the way? With…
“Amazon is basically Acme from the Roadrunner cartoons”
The Acme Corporation is a fictional corporation that appeared in The Road Runner Show (1948-1966) cartoons. Amazon.com is an American electronic commerce company that sells many products. Amazon…
“Amazon trucks should play a jingle so we know they’re coming”
Amazon trucks do not play jingles like ice cream trucks, but some people think they should. "Amazon trucks should play a lil song so we know they’re coming" (or "Amazon trucks…
“Amazon trucks should play a lil song so we know they’re coming”
Amazon trucks do not play jingles like ice cream trucks, but some people think they should. "Amazon trucks should play a lil song so we know they’re coming" (or "Amazon trucks…
“Amazon trucks should play a song just like the ice cream trucks do”
Amazon trucks do not play jingles like ice cream trucks, but some people think they should. "Amazon trucks should play a lil song so we know they’re coming" (or "Amazon trucks…