Many people seemingly live for their dogs every single day. "Agenda for the day: - Let the dog in - Let the dog out - Let the dog in - Let the dog out - Let the dog in" is a joke that has…
Many old people make sounds as they exercise. This was posted on Facebook by "im not right in the head.com" on May 23, 2024: "Aging Tips, #37: If you have to make an 'augh'…
New York Mayor Ed Koch (1924-2013) said that no one should be expected to agree with him on everything, but people should vote for him if they agreed with his positions on most things. "If you…
Many college graduates can't find jobs in what they majored in. "In this economy even farmers are having a hard time getting a job in their field" was posted on Twitter on May 21,…
"Ah, Monday. My coffee is strong and my motivation is fictitious" is a saying that was posted on Facebook by Coffee on November 25, 2024. The saying (shown on an image) was posted on…
"Ah, nothing like the smell of freshly brewed magical psychotic rage stabilizer in the morning" is a jocular coffee saying that has been printed on several images. The line is a take-off…
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." An anti-joke version with Islamic names is: "Ahmed walks into Abbar..."…
"Aim so high that others will think you're crazy" is a motivational saying that has been printed on several images. The saying was posted on Twitter on October 17, 2016. "Reach…
Trans-Siberian Orchestra (TSO) is an American rock band. "Trans-Siberian" usually means "across Siberia," but there are jokes where "trans" means…
"Ain't No Sunshine" (1971) is a song by Bill Withers (1938-2020). The lyric "Ain't no sunshine when she's gone" is joked as ""Ain't no sunshine…
Women's History Month is celebrated in March in the United States. "It’s weird #Liberals celebrate Women’s History month when they can’t even tell you what a woman is" was…
"Aioli have eyes for you #kitchensongs" was posted on Twitter by Sue on May 24, 2010. The joke is a pun on the famous song "I Only Have Eyes for You" (1934), by composer Harry…
Aioli (made from garlic, salt and olive oil) is similar to mayonnaise (made from oil, egg yolk, and an acid, either vinegar or lemon juice). "Mayonnaise is disgusting and aioli is just bougie…
Aioli (made from garlic, salt and olive oil) is similar to mayonnaise (made from oil, egg yolk, and an acid, either vinegar or lemon juice). "Aioli is just mayonnaise that did a semester…
Aioli (made from garlic, salt and olive oil) is similar to mayonnaise (made from oil, egg yolk, and an acid, either vinegar or lemon juice). "Aioli is just mayonnaise that did a semester…
Reddit -- Funny Posted by u/Gemaman2 April 14, 2014If shampoo is meant to be applied first for conditioner to fully work, why don't we have air shampoos? Reddit -- ShittyasksciencePosted by…
The Easy-Bake Oven is a toy that was introduced in 1963 to help teach young children to cook. An air fryer is sometimes said to be a similar toy for older individuals. "Air fryers are the easy…
The Easy-Bake Oven is a toy that was introduced in 1963 to help teach young children to cook. An air fryer is sometimes said to be a similar toy for older individuals. "Air fryers are the easy…
"Air Jordan" is a line of basketball shoes produced by Nike, Inc. There are no other elements of Jordan shoes, but there are jokes. "The fact that "Air Jordans" exist…
"Air Jordan" is a line of basketball shoes produced by Nike, Inc. There are no other elements of Jordan shoes, but there are jokes. "The fact that "Air Jordans" exist…