“Have you stopped beating your wife?” (loaded question)
"Have you stopped beating your wife?" is the classic loaded question that cannot be answered "yes" or "no." It assumes -- perhaps incorrectly -- that the person asked…
Pocket City, Stoplight City (Evansville, Indiana nicknames)
“Have you tried disabling cookies?”/“Well, I once bit the legs off a gingerbread man!”
An "HTTP cookie" is not something that's eaten, but there have been several jokes. English comedian Lee Mack told this joke in 2010: "The bloke fixing my PC said, 'Have you…
“Have you tried disabling cookies?”/“Well, I once bit the legs off a gingerbread man!”
An "HTTP cookie" is not something that's eaten, but there have been several jokes. English comedian Lee Mack told this joke in 2010: "The bloke fixing my PC said, 'Have you…
“Have you tried the new ‘stop eating crap all the time’ diet?”
"Have you tried the new 'stop eating crap all the time' diet?" is a food saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on an image by Lulora.com in January…
“Have your memes been stolen? You may be entitled to compensation”
"Have your memes been stolen? You may be entitled to compensation" (or "Has your meme been stolen? You may be entitled to financial compensation") is a jocular saying that has…
“Have your people call my people” (business saying)
"Have your people call my people" is a business saying -- usually show business -- that has been printed on many images. The "people" include agents, lawyers and accountant, and…
“Haven’t had sex in so long, I’m frying bacon just to get spat on”
Bacon sizzles when frying in a pan. A joke was posted on X/Twitter by areal 😼 on February 24, 2022: "haven’t had sex in so long im frying bacon just to get spat on 😔😔"…
“Haven’t gotten anything done today. Been in the produce dept., trying to open this stupid bag”
The plastic bags in supermarkets are difficult for many people to open. "Sorry I haven’t gotten anything done today. I've been in the Produce Department trying to open this stupid…
“Having 2 incomes is better than 1 when buying a home so make sure your partner is working two jobs”
"Two incomes are better than one so make sure your partner has two jobs. Follow me for more financial freedom advice" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Two…
“Having a bad day? There’s a potato for that”
"Having a bad day? Theres a potato for that" was posted on X/Twitter by Benny Boy on August 27, 2024, and this received over 4,700 likes. Many people believe that potatoes can bring…
“Having a beer for breakfast is totally acceptable in an airport”
People usually don't drink beer for breakfast, but that's acceptable at airports. Many people are on vacation and are coming from different time zones. "Kicking off my vacation in…
“Having a beer for breakfast is totally acceptable in an airport”
People usually don't drink beer for breakfast, but that's acceptable at airports. Many people are on vacation and are coming from different time zones. "Kicking off my vacation in…
“Having a big nose is no excuse for not wearing a mask. I still wear underwear”
The 2020 COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic resulted in many requirements to wear face masks. Some people objected to wearing masks. "His pic said ' mandatory masks. Having a big nose…
“Having a daughter is like having a little broke best friend who thinks you’re rich”
"Having a daughter/kid is like having a little broke best friend who thinks you're rich" is a saying about money that has been printed on many images. "Having a kid is like…
“Having a favorite politician is like a slave having a favorite master”
"Having a favorite politician is like a slave having a favorite master" was posted on Twitter by Imagine trusting Politicians and Celebrities on February 25, 2021. "Having a favorite…
“Having a garage sale is a great example of how, with many hours of planning and preparation…”
Garage sales require a lot of effort, but usually don't result in a lot of money. This was posted by mark on Twitter on March 3, 2018: "Having a garage sale is a great example of how with…
“Having a job is cool and all, but every day?”
"Having a job is cool (and all) but everyday?" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Yes, a job usually requires daily attendance. "having a job is cool but everyday…
“Having a job is cool but every day?”
"Having a job is cool (and all) but everyday?" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Yes, a job usually requires daily attendance. "having a job is cool but everyday…
“Having a job is cool but everyday???”
"Having a job is cool (and all) but everyday?" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Yes, a job usually requires daily attendance. "having a job is cool but everyday…
“Having a job is cool but everydayyy???”
"Having a job is cool (and all) but everyday?" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Yes, a job usually requires daily attendance. "having a job is cool but everyday…