“Man goes in a pub…” (bar joke)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." One version is: "Man goes in a pub. Barman says, 'Get out, we don't serve…
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“Man goes into a bar…” (bar joke)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." One version is: "Man goes in a pub. Barman says, 'Get out, we don't serve…
“Man goes to the doctor with a strawberry growing out of his head” (joke)
A strawberry-and-cream joke is: "A man goes to the doctor with a strawberry growing out of his head. The doctor says, 'I'll give you some cream to put on it.'" The joke was…
“Man is the only animal that can he skinned more than once”
"Man is the only animal that can he skinned more than once" is a joke that dates to at least 1920. The joke centers on the slang sense of "being skinned" (being financially…
“Man matures when he stops believing that politics solves his problems”
"Man matures when he stops believing that politics solves his problems" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is from Colombian philosopher Nicolás Gómez Dávila…
“Man Shaves 1.7 Seconds Off 2-Hour Flight by Standing Up as Soon as Plane Lands” (satirical news headline)
Many people who travel on an airplane begin to stand up as soon as the plane lands -- sometimes even before the "fasten seat belt" sign is turned off. This perhaps saves a small amount of…
“Man was designed for accomplishment, engineered for success & endowed with the seeds of greatness”
"Man was designed for accomplishment, engineered for success and endowed with the seeds of greatness" (also "You are/were designed for accomplishment, engineered for success and…
“Man who fell into an infinity pool says it took him forever to get out”
"Infinity pool" is a strange name, and there are jokes. "I know a guy who fell into the infinity pool. Took him forever to get out" was posted on Facebook by Paul Klein on March…
“Man who invented the hamburger was smart; man who invented the cheeseburger was a genius”
"The man who invented the hamburger was smart. The man who invented the cheeseburger was a genius" is a burger quotation that has been printed on many images. American actor and producer…
“Man with one chopstick go hungry”
The joke about "eating with one chopstick" has several variations. "Who eats with one chopstick goes hungry" was cited in print in 1967. "I've got a sure-fire diet…
“Man works from sun to sun, but woman’s work is never done”
"A woman's/mother's work is never done" is an old saying of uncertain authorship. "Woman's work is never done" was in an 1801 version of the poem "Darby and…
“Man you turn the AC off in ya car for 1 sec and it feel like the sun hopped in the passenger seat”
"Man you turn the AC off in ya car for 1 sec and it feel like the sun hopped in the passenger seat" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "You turn the AC off in ya car…
“Management is doing things right; leadership is doing the right things”
"Efficiency is doing things right; effectiveness is doing the right things" has been credited to management consultant and author Peter Drucker (1909-2005), who said something like this…
“Manager: Do you want to do overtime? Me: First of all, I don’t even want to do regular time”
"Manager: Do you want to do overtime? Me: First of all, I don't even want to do regular time" is a work meme that has been printed on many images. "Manager:Do you want to do…
“Managing your weight around the holidays just requires a little planning. For example, I took the batteries out of my scale on Monday”
"Managing your weight around the holidays just requires a little planning. For example, I took the batteries out of my scale on Wednesday" is a jocular saying that has been printed on…
“Managing your weight around the holidays just requires a little planning. For example, I took the batteries out of my scale on Wednesday”
"Managing your weight around the holidays just requires a little planning. For example, I took the batteries out of my scale on Wednesday" is a jocular saying that has been printed on…
“Mandate freedom”
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic sometimes resulted in vaccine mandates. "Mandate freedom" was one response. "MANDATE freedom, individual responsibility, Individual survival"…
“Mandate vegetables”
"Mandate vegetables" is a saying that has been printed on many images. during the COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic, vaccine mandates became a major public issue. "Mandate…
“Manhattan implies the existence of Womanhattan”
Entry in progress -- BP X/Twitter Manhattan (/mænˈhætən, mən-/ man-HAT-ən, mən-) is the most densely populated and geographically smallest of the five boroughs of New York City. Coextensive…
“Manhattan of the South” (Brickell in Miami, Florida)
Entry in progress -- B.P. Wikipedia: BrickellBrickell (/ˈbrɪkəl/ brik-əl) is an urban neighborhood in Miami, Florida, United States. A neighborhood of greater Downtown Miami, Brickell is Miami…