“Junkies snort curry powder instead of cocaine. One’s now in a korma, the other’s got a dodgy tikka”
The Indian foods of "korma" can sound like "coma" and "tikka" can sound like "ticker" (as in someone's heart). “A man overdosed on curry powder and…
Pocket City, Stoplight City (Evansville, Indiana nicknames)
“Jurassic restaurants always make the diner sore”
"Dinosaur" sometimes sounds like "dinersaur." "No one else bothered that everyone in the Jurassic World trailer pronounces it 'dinersaurs'?" was posted on…
“Just a friendly 4th of July reminder that absolutely no one is going to watch the video of fireworks you recorded on your phone”
"Just a friendly 4th of July reminder that absolutely no one is going to watch the video of fireworks you recorded on your phone" is a saying that has been printed on many images.…
“Just a quick note for workplaces this Christmas: Pizza is NOT a holiday bonus!”
Many managers see employees working hard and reward them with pizza. The employees, however, really want bonuses. A pizza meme was posted on Facebook by Drew Kamin on October 15, 2019. "When…
“Just a quick reminder that YOU are a data center. Please drink some water”
Humans need water, and data centers need lots of water. Do people need to hydrate because they're data centers? "Never forget that YOU are a data center. Drink some water!!" was…
“Just a reminder that mammogramming your boobs is more important than Instagramming them”
"Just a reminder that mammogramming your boobs is more important than Instagramming them" is a saying that has been printed on many images. That is, a breast cancer screening is more…
“Just a reminder that white chocolate is not chocolate and is in fact made of lies”
Many people insist that white chocolate is not chocolate. White chocolate is made of sugar, milk, and cocoa butter, but no cocoa solids. "Keep in mind that White Chocolate is not…
“Just a reminder that you still have plenty of time to do your taxes at the last minute”
"Just a reminder that you still have plenty of time to do your taxes at the last minute" is a jocular one-line saying about taxes that has been printed on ecards. The saying was posted on…
“Just a two-step back in time” (Coupland Inn and Dancehall)
"Just a two-step back in time" is the slogan of the Coupland Inn & Dancehall in Coupland (near Austin and Round Rock). The dance hall was built in 1910; a bar inside the dance hall…
“Just accidentally put my donor card into the ATM machine. It cost me an arm and a leg”
Some people get the cards in their wallet mixed up. "I was soooo pissed I went to call a cab from the phone box and put in me donor card instead of me phone card.....cost me an arm and a…
“Just ate a whole bag of chips, but it was ‘reduced fat’ so it was basically like going to the gym”
"Just ate a whole bag of chips, but it was 'reduced fat' so it was basically like going to the gym" is a jocular line that has been printed on several images. The saying was…
“Just because I don’t have a boyfriend, doesn’t mean I’m alone. I have food and internet”
"Just because I'm single, doesn't mean I'm alone. I have food and internet" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is popular around…
“Just because I don’t have a girlfriend doesn’t mean I’m alone. I have food and internet”
"Just because I'm single, doesn't mean I'm alone. I have food and internet" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is popular around…
“Just because I give you advice doesn’t mean I know more than you”
"Just because I give you advice doesn’t mean I know more than you. It just means I've done more stupid shit" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Just because I…
“Just because I’m single, doesn’t mean I’m alone. I have food and internet”
"Just because I'm single, doesn't mean I'm alone. I have food and internet" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is popular around…
“Just because it didn’t work out doesn’t mean you failed. You successfully fucked it up”
"Just because it didn't work out doesn't mean you failed. You successfully fucked it up" is a jocula saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is unknown.…
“Just because my pizza consists of 12 slices doesn’t mean I need 11 new friends”
Is a pizza pie meant to be shared? "Just because my pizza consists of 12 slices doesn't mean I need 11 new friends" is a jocular line that was posted on Twitter by FUNNY TWEETS on…
“Just because you beat the man, it doesn’t make you the man”
"Just because you beat the man it doesn't make you the man" is a saying in boxing. For example, Ken Norton defeated Muhammad Ali in 1973, but Ali was still "the man" -- the…
“Just because you don’t take an interest in politics doesn’t mean politics won’t in you”
"Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean politics won't take an interest in you" has been attributed to Greek leader Pericles (495 BC-429 BC), but only…
“Just because you pour syrup on something doesn’t make it pancakes”
"Just because you pour/put syrup on something/shit doesn't make it pancakes" is a popular aphorism meaning that you can't cover up or disguise the truth. "Just 'cause…