“Beer: Helping white people dance since 1837”
"Beer: Helping white people dance since 1837" -- other dates have been given, such as 1842 -- has been printed on many images. "Beer - helping white people dance since 1837" was…
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“Beer: So much more than just a breakfast drink”
"Beer: So much more than just a breakfast drink" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The beer saying has been on signs since at least 1994. Newspapers.com1 October…
“Beer: The WD40 for conversations”
"Alcohol: The WD40 for conversations" (or "Beer: The WD40 for conversations" has been printed on many images. WD-40 is a lubricant. "Beer: The WD40 for conversations"…
“Beer…because you can’t drink bacon”
"Beer...because you can't drink bacon" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Beer was invented because you can't drink bacon" was posted on…
“BeerGasm [noun] that little rush you feel after the first sip of a good beer”
"Beergasm" is a portmanteau of the words "beer" and "orgasm." "How do you describe the sensations of an ice cold beer drunk under the conditions in which I found…
“BEERGASM The Climactic Moment when you take the first sip at the end of the day”
"Beergasm" is a portmanteau of the words "beer" and "orgasm." "How do you describe the sensations of an ice cold beer drunk under the conditions in which I found…
“Before 1913 we got 100% of our paycheck”
"Before 1913 we got 100% of our paycheck" is a saying against the Federal Reserve Bank (founded in 1913). The Federal Reserve System has devalued the currency, and a dollar in 1913 was…
“Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more”
"Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more" is a saying that has been cited in print since at least 1961. Addison H. Hallock has been most frequently credited for…
“Before coffee: Hates everybody. After coffee: Feels good about hating everybody”
"Before coffee: I hate everybody. After coffee: I feel good about hating everybody" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The coffee saying (with several slight…
“Before coffee: Hating everybody. After coffee: Feeling good about hating everybody”
"Before coffee: I hate everybody. After coffee: I feel good about hating everybody" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The coffee saying (with several slight…
“Before coffee: I hate everybody. After coffee: I feel good about hating everybody”
"Before coffee: I hate everybody. After coffee: I feel good about hating everybody" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The coffee saying (with several slight…
“Before Conference pears, we could only talk to one pear at a time”
A joke about Conference pears was posted on Twitter by "joe" on March 26, 2013: "Before we had conference pears, you could only talk to one person on a pear at a time."…
“Before drinking eat liver, so that the alcohol doesn’t know which liver to attack”
Alcohol attacks the liver, but which one? "Before drinking alcohol, eat goat liver. That way, when you drink, the alcohol doesn't know which liver to attack. Yours or the goats" was…
“Before everything else, getting ready is the secret of success”
"Before everything else, getting ready is the secret of success" is a paraphrase of what American industrialist Henry Ford (1863-1947) said in a 1929 interview. Ford was asked if there is…
“Before I get in shape, does anybody like me chubby?”
"Before I get in shape, does anyone like me chubby?" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Before I get in shape, does anyone like me chubby?" was posted on…
“Before I get in shape, does anyone like me chubby?”
"Before I get in shape, does anyone like me chubby?" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Before I get in shape, does anyone like me chubby?" was posted on…
“Before I get in shape, does anyone like me chunky?”
"Before I get in shape, does anyone like me chubby?" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Before I get in shape, does anyone like me chubby?" was posted on…
“Before I get in shape, does anyone like me fat?”
"Before I get in shape, does anyone like me chubby?" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Before I get in shape, does anyone like me chubby?" was posted on…
“Before I got married, I didn’t even know there was a wrong way to put the milk back in the fridge”
When a man gets married, he often discovers that he is wrong about everything. A joke was posted on Twitter by Josh on June 10, 2015: "Before I got married I didn't even know there was a…
“Before I have coffee, everyone is an asshole. After I have coffee, everyone is still an asshole…”
"Before I have coffee, everyone is an asshole. After I have coffee, everyone is still an asshole, but I have coffee" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Before I have…