“Behind every great kid is a parent who’s pretty sure they’re screwing it all up”
"Behind every great kid is a mom who's pretty sure she's screwing it all up" (or "Behind every great kid is a parent who's pretty sure they're screwing it all…
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“Behind every great man is a great woman”
"Behind every great man is a great woman" is an old saying of unknown authorship. The following was cited in many newspapers in 1884: "There has nearly always been a good wife behind…
“Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes”
“Behind every great man is a great woman” is an old saying from at least the 1880s. "Behind every great/successful man is a woman rolling her eyes" is a jocular saying that has been…
“Behind every great man is the drawer I need to get into. Why are you even in the kitchen right now”
"Behind every great man is a great(er) woman" is an old saying. Women are often in the kitchen -- a place where most men shouldn't be. This jocular variation was posted on Twitter by…
“Behind every successful man is a woman rolling her eyes”
“Behind every great man is a great woman” is an old saying from at least the 1880s. "Behind every great/successful man is a woman rolling her eyes" is a jocular saying that has been…
“Behind every successful person is a substantial amount of coffee”
"Behind every successful person is a substantial amount of coffee" (or "Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee") is a coffee saying that has been…
“Behind every successful person, there is a deactivated Facebook account”
"Behind every successful person/student, there is a deactivated Facebook account" is a saying about Facebook that has been printed on many images. "Behind every successful person,…
“Behind every successful student, there is a deactivated Facebook account”
"Behind every successful person/student, there is a deactivated Facebook account" is a saying about Facebook that has been printed on many images. "Behind every successful person,…
“Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee”
"Behind every successful person is a substantial amount of coffee" (or "Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee") is a coffee saying that has been…
“Behind every successful woman is herself”
"Behind every great man is a great woman" is an old saying. "Behind every successful woman is herself" is a saying that has been printed on many gift items, such as posters and…
“Behind the eight ball” (in a troublesome situation)
To be "behind the eight ball" is an expression from the game of pool meaning to be in an awkward position or out of luck. The expression actually comes from "kelly pool" and not…
“Being ‘clean and sober’ means I’ve showered and I’m headed to the liquor store”
"Being 'clean and sober' means I've showered and I'm headed to the liquor store" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "'@Douchekevin:…
“Being a girl isn’t easy. Imagine waiting for a reply without sending any message”
"Being a girl isn't easy. Imagine waiting for a reply without sending any message" and "Being an introvert isn't easy. Imagine waiting for a reply without sending a…
“Being a good worker is 3% talent, 97% not being distracted by the internet”
“Being a good accountant/ actuary/ architect/ bailiff/ quilter/ programmer/ systems engineer/ writer is 3% talent, 97% not being distracted by the internet" is a saying that has been printed…
“Being a good writer is 3% talent, 97% not being distracted by the internet”
“Being a good accountant/ actuary/ architect/ bailiff/ quilter/ programmer/ systems engineer/ writer is 3% talent, 97% not being distracted by the internet" is a saying that has been printed…
“Being a parent is like folding a fitted sheet. No one really knows how”
"Being an adult is like folding a fitted sheet. No one really knows how" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images. "Parenting is like folding a fitted sheet. No…
“Being a parent is like jumping out of a plane with a bunch of people…”
"Being a parent is like jumping out of a plane with a bunch of people who don't know how to open their own chutes. So, you fly around doing it for them. Then you hit the ground, but you…
“Being a parent means knowing how to unwrap a Snickers without making any noise”
"Being a parent means knowing how to unwrap a candy bar (Snickers) without making any noise" -- that is, having a guilty pleasure without waking the kids -- has been printed on many…
“Being a prison guard has to be the easiest job ever. I mean, who’s going to steal a prison?”
A prison guard doesn't guard a prison, but there are jokes. "I'd love to be a prison guard. Who's gonna steal a prison?" was posted on Twitter by Tom Webb on September 16,…
“Being alive is a little bit out of my price range right now”
"Being alive is a little out of my price range" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "The cost of being alive is wayyyy out of my price range" was posted on…